- Mrs. Gladding: What do you want?
- Stan: What do we want?
- Ollie: We wanna get married.
- Stan: Oh yeah, we wanna get married.
- Ollie: Not we, us!
- Stan: Not we. Us.
- Mrs. Gladding: Well, how about it?
- Stan: How about it?
- Ollie: How about what?
- Stan: How about what?
- Mrs. Gladding: What are you talking about?
- Stan: What are you talking about?
- Ollie: Tell her we want to get married!
- Stan: We want to get married.
- Mrs. Gladding: Hey! There's a couple out here that wants to get married, Pa!
- William Gladding, Justice of the Peace: Okay, I'll be right up!
- Mrs. Gladding: He'll be right up.
- Stan: Who?
- Mrs. Gladding: The...
- [punches Stan]
- Mrs. Gladding: Who!
- Ollie: Well how about it?
- Stan: How about what?
- Ollie: What did she say?
- Stan: Who?
- Father of the Bride: Who is the lucky boy?
- Dulcy: [giddily hands him a photograph] There.
- Father of the Bride: [Beaming] Daughter, this is the proudest moment of my life!
- [Looks at photo of Ollie for the first time, does several double-takes]
- Father of the Bride: D'OH!
- Dulcy: But Dad...
- Father of the Bride: No! Emphatically no! A thousand times no! Young lady, you will remain in this room under lock and key until you come to your senses!
- Stan: I'd like to see Mr. Hardy.
- Finlayson's Butler: Hardy?
- Stan: Yeah, he's going to elope with Dulcy.
- Ollie: [hears him from behind a bush] Ohhhhhhhhh!
- Finlayson's Butler: Elope?
- [slams the door]
- Finlayson's Butler: Elope!