- Queen Carlotta: Have you never thought seriously of marriage?
- Zander U. Parkhurst: Certainly! That's why I'm single.
- Queen Carlotta: Ah - love - love is intoxication...
- Zander U. Parkhurst: Yeah, and marriage is the hangover!
- Minnie Van Arden: I have an idea you broke into this apartment.
- Wendell Graham: No man with any sense would do a thing like that!
- Minnie Van Arden: How do you know what a man with any sense would do?
- Wendell Graham: Well, you've got me there.
- Minnie Van Arden: Don't stand there acting like a fool!
- Wendell Graham: I'm not acting.
- Queen Carlotta: Your majesty... next week you will get your face on all coins of the realm!
- Zander U. Parkhurst: Never mind gettin' my face on 'em - what I want to do is get my hands on 'em!
- Aunt Minnie Van Varden: Why isn't King Oscar here to greet me?
- Zander U. Parkhurst: [mimes shooting dice] Three sevens in a row.
- Wendell Graham: Zup!
- Zander U. Parkhurst: Wendell!
- Wendell Graham: Well, well!
- Zander U. Parkhurst: Well, well, well, well, well, well, well!
- Wendell Graham: How've you been?
- Zander U. Parkhurst: Well. And you?
- Wendell Graham: Well, I uh...
- Zander U. Parkhurst: I know, you haven't been well.
- [laughs]
- Zander U. Parkhurst: Do you remember that day in your backyard when you fell into the...
- Wendell Graham: Well?
- Zander U. Parkhurst: Yeah.
- Wendell Graham: Very well.
- Zander U. Parkhurst: Is there any chance of us getting out of this well at all?
- [laughs]
- Queen Carlotta: [after King ZUP has made a funny quip] Oh, Your Highness is so cute!
- Zander U. Parkhurst: [slyly referring to her shapely after-region] Yeah? Well, yours is not so bad either!