- Michael Towne: [Making telephone call] "Hello Operator, what number must I ask for to get Ashcroft 8941?"
- Michael Towne: [Making telephone call] "Hello Operator, I don't care what numbers you start out with, as long as you end up by giving me Ashcroft 8941."
- Party Girl: Naughty--naughty! What does your husband think of all this Michael business?
- Viola Hatfield: I am divorcing my husband so I can make a moral man out of the boy friend.