Artistes et modèles

Pleasant enough musical from Paramount featuring JACK BENNY as a man who must find a socialite model for the ARTISTS AND MODELS ball being sponsored by one of his wealthy clients (RICHARD ARLEN). A very young IDA LUPINO co-stars as a model who sees her big chance if she snags the queen of the ball title by making Arlen believe she's a socialite.

GAIL PATRICK, HEDDA HOPPER, JUDY CANOVA and GIL LAMB have featured supporting roles, while MARTHA RAYE and LOUIS ARMSTRONG have a Harlem themed specialty number (with Raye in blackface) that's better left unmentioned.

The songs are sprightly but the musical taste is strictly from the late '30s. Some of the jokes are amusing but many of them fall flat. DONALD MEEK gets some laughs as a doctor who mistakenly takes his own heartbeat for Benny's and predicts he shouldn't even be walking around.

It passes the time pleasantly enough for those who like these rather creaky musicals from the past before MGM took over with their splashy Technicolored musicals. One of the hit songs, "Whispers in the Dark," (nominated for an Oscar) is sung by Connee Boswell who sings the entire number in dim lighting so that her features are barely even visible.

Some good moments, but a very uneven hodge podge of comedy and music.

Jack Benny stars as the owner of a bankrupt as agency. He can save his company by landing the $1 million Townsend Silver account. He convinces the company's owner, playboy Richard Arlen, that the secret to success is finding the Townsend Girl and getting her to be the queen of the annual Artists & Models Ball. Arlen agrees, but the catch is that he does not want the Townsend Girl to be a professional model. He wants a society girl. Young model Ida Lupino overhears and travels to Florida to pose as a society girl and land the Townsend Girl job. This film's split down the middle ... half screwball comedy, half musical. The comedy elements work well, the musical elements are terribly creaky.

This film is nothing like I anticipated. Crazy as it seems, I actually expected that with Jack Benny in the lead that it would be a comedy...and that, sadly, was not the case. Instead, it's a musical with a lightly comedic touch--but NOT a comedy. If you're looking for laughs, you're more likely to find them in an Ingmar Bergman film! "Artists & Models" begins with Benny owning his own advertising firm. He's a total failure and one step away from bankruptcy. However, rather out of the view, a young millionaire (Richard Arlen) approaches him to run a million dollar campaign. Arlen would like to feature some society woman in his advertising and Benny's girlfriend, Ida Lupino, is disappointed. She's a successful model and is angry that she won't even be considered. So, she sneaks off to where she heard Arlen is headed--determined to convince him that she is this society dame.

Along the way, there are a bazillion musical interludes--some pretty good and many very bad. The worst comes late in the film where Martha Raye stars in a Black musical review--and she's in black-face (uggh) with the likes of Louis Armstrong. I cringed as I watched this one.

Overall, the film is a rather tedious musical. Nothing terrible but nothing particularly good, either. It's a shame, as with this cast, it should have been a lot more interesting.

"Artists and Models" of 1937 has lots of talent in a revue format of a musical comedy. Jack Benny headlines a cast with several prominent actresses of the day. Benny is still early in his film career when his comedy is very good, fresh and natural. In his later TV days he was funny but not very innovative or original. But this film has some unusual aspects that make it quite good. Some of those will appeal to specific interests.

For instance, there is a fantastic scene of life-side puppets choreographed to music. Russell Patterson was a famous puppeteer of the day, and he designed the lifelike dolls for this film that he called "personettes." I've never seen anything like this before, and it's superbly done.

Then, there are the cameos of several off the top cartoon artists of the day - again, something I don't think has ever been done before or since in a movie. Benny's Mac Brewster is emceeing the Artists and Models benefit show that has six prominent artists all painting a model. He introduces each one separately - getting their names wrong for some humor. They include Rube Goldberg, John LaGatta, Russell Patterson, Peter Arno, McClelland Barclay and Arthur William Brown.

And, this film has a good peek stage life. Lots of movies have been made in which the theater is central to the plot. While most of them give snippets of details behind the scene and stage, very few films have shown the whole operation in setting up a stage for a play. This one does that in the opening. It shows sets going up, lighting and cameras being set, and a good picture of overall behind the scenes production work.

The bevy of prominent female entertainers of the day include Ida Lupino and Paul Sewell, Gail Patrick as Cynthia Wentworth, Jud Canova as Toots, Martha Raye as Specialty, Hedda Hoper as Mrs. Townsend and Cecil Cunningham as Stella. A very young looking Louis Armstrong blows his horn along with music provided by Andre Kostelanetz and his orchestra. Other top actors in the cast are Richard Arlen as Alan Townsend, Ben Blue as Jupiter Pluvius, and Donald Meek as Dr. Zimmer.

Judy Canova and Ben Blue have an excellent song, dance and acrobatic skit, titled Public Melody No. 1. This film is quite wacko in places, but that adds to its enjoyment as a very good musical comedy.

An exchange between Benny's Brewster and Rube Goldberg is one of the wackiest scenes ever. The viewers can't see the canvas that Goldberg was painting during this conversation. Mac Brewster, "Oh, do you mind if I look over your shoulder?" Rube Goldberg, "No, I'd love it. It annoys me terribly." Brewster, "Oh, I don't want to appear critical, but haven't you got her left arm just a little out of place?" Goldberg, "That's her foot." Brewster, "Ohhhh, yes. That explains the shoe." Goldberg, "Well, it's all finished now. Whaddaya think of it?" Brewster, pointing to a gorgeous live model, "Uh, you mean to say this is her?" Goldberg, "Yes, I saw her up there and I brought her down here." (The picture shows two old codgers in a balancing act.) Brewster, "Well, the trip certainly didn't do her any good." Goldberg, "A good likeness, really. I'm, I'm proud of it." Brewster, "Mmm. You mean to tell me that that's art?" Goldberg, "No, no. (He points at one and then the other of the two figures.) That's Sam. That's Art with the beard. Brewster, "Ohhh. Ohhhh! And what connections has he with the model?" Goldberg, "That's her grandfather. I knew him well."

Here are some other not so crazy, but good comedy lines.

Mac Brewster, after falling backward in his chair the fourth time, "I'm either going to get a new chair or spurs."

Mac Brewster, "Look, Paula, let's you and I go out and take a nice long walk - maybe it'll rain."

Mac Brewster, "Now, wait a minute. I may not be any Don Juan, but if I haven't got more appeal than a 40-story jump out of a window, I'll....all right, 20 stories."

Mac Brewster, "I love babies." Cynthia Wentworth, "Oh, do you?" Mac Brewster, "Oh, yes. I used to be one myself."

Mac Brewster, "Don't think I'm jealous. I always turn green this time of year."

Cynthia Wentworth, "Oh, Mac, you have so much to learn about love." Mac Brewster, "I guess so. You know, father was always gonna have a talk with me, but he kept putting it off."

Mac Brewster, "You know, you and I must go out together some time and have our heads examined." Rube Goldberg, "Oh, why bring them along?" Brewster, "Oh, that's right. We'll have more fun alone."

Fun collection of stars! Jack Benny stars (without "Rochesterrrrr") in a love quadrangle, and right up to the end, we're not sure just who will end up with whom. Benny is Brewster, who handles the advertising for Alan Townsend (Richard Arlen). The lovely and talented women involved are Paula (Ida Lupino) and Cynthia (Gail Patrick). They sure got their money's worth out of Louis Armstrong and Martha Raye... they do a medley of songs and dance that just goes on and on....Martha Raye in blackface, which so many movies thought they had to do to be hip at the time. Look for Donald Meek as the doctor (worked with WC Fields and all the others) and Hedda Hopper as the rich society dame. Probably the best part of all this is Judy Canova, who sings a fun, lively, saucy number WHILE taking bubble bath. Too bad they didn't put her in more films. Look for a bit with Rube Goldberg. There's a cute bit with violins and orchestra instruments that play themselves. In several scenes, the audio is a little off from the video. Also, the ending is a little abrupt, but all the loose ends are neatly tied up. Lots of fun subtle jokes where Benny lets the costar tell the joke. Ongoing gag with the telephone, but you'll have to watch to hear it. Nominated for an Oscar for Best Original Song "Whispers in the Dark".