Pardon My Scotch

So many of the Stooge projects run into each other. After all, formula and consistency is part of the game.

That's why comments on then simply will identify something unique to that one: in this case, the injury from a stunt. These guys must have been completely used up physically by the time they left us.

Here's the one thing I'll ask you to look for. In the midst of other hilarity, the guys sit down to a ritzy meal in their kilts. Curly does the roll-dance. That's where you stick forks into two dinner rolls and do a dance with them. This was invented by Chaplin in "Goold Rush." It was huge hit in its day, but I've found it to be a sort of tune that future comics can interpret in their own way. Johnny Depp and Robert Downey did amazing commentary variations on this.

And Curly does here. It is only a couple seconds.

Curly was the Stooge most like his real personality. Most of what you see in the shorts in him is stuff he just naturally did without planning or rehearsal. This little dance is clumsy and inept in precisely the way he was. This is followed by a bit where the rolls (actually a substituted larger one) move from becoming feet to a mouth, so when Curly tries to bit a sandwich, it bites him first.

Ted's Evaluation -- 2 of 3: Has some interesting elements.

Larry, Curley, and Moe are workmen installing a door in a drugstore. The store is running out of scotch and the owner is desperate for a delivery. When he has to leave, he puts the boys in charge of the store. They invent a drink to replace scotch and get invited to a fancy party where they dress in traditional Scottish outfits.

They do some door antics. Moe is the one getting hit this time. At the party, more could be done with the kilt. Larry loses his seemingly by accident. I am fascinated by Curley's sandwich. I wonder if it could be funnier. A sausage is funnier. Getting knocked back in the chair is funny. Blowing up the keg is also funny. There is some good funny here.

Many years ago, I read a book by Moe Howard and it was all about his days with the Three Stooges. One part that surprised me was Moe saying that of the three, he suffered the worst injuries making their shorts. And, if you don't believe this, watch "Pardon My Scotch". IMDB indicates that with the table bit, Moe was seriously injured...breaking ribs and suffering a concussion. Yet, like a trooper, he continued with the scene! Watch the bit...and you'll wince as you realize it's no trick...it's real!

As for the plot, the boys work for a pharmacist. A client comes in asking for some medicine but the pharmacist isn't in...so these idiots decide to make their own concoction! The resulting mixture should have killed the customer but he likes it...thinking it's an excellent sort of whiskey! Suddenly, they find themselves in the bootleg liquor business...which is lousy timing as Prohibition had been repealed a few months earlier and liquor is now legal.

Much of the film takes place when the boys are invited to a big society dinner. What takes place there is exactly what you'd expect, though it was nice to see Billy Gilbert in a supporting role here.

Overall, a silly film. Not among there very best but a decent and enjoyable outing that even non-Stooge fans might like.

This is my review of the ninth short of The Three Stooges they made for Columbia Pictures. In this one, they are handymen who try to put a new door for a pharmacy. After the proprietor leaves, however, they're in charge of the fountain drink department when a customer, a alcohol businessman who's down-on-his-luck, comes and orders something strong. The drink Moe, Larry, and Curley (as his name was still spelled at the time) literally explodes to the point that the businessman wants to do business with them! I'll stop there and just say that this was a nearly hilarious short from beginning to end though I admit cringing a little when Curley had to use that saw! In fact, after he cut that table Moe stood on, Moe injured himself when he performed that stunt of falling on the floor though it's still funny even knowing that. The real highlights were at the society party afterwards where the boys throw grapes and bananas at the opera singer (The always funny Billy Gilbert) and their funny dance in Scots clothing, not to mention Curley's involvement with bread. And, finally, this is the first time that the people have to tolerate the Stooges to get what they want and we get the first of their several theme songs (this one is the one that ends that classic novelty song, "The Curly Shuffle"). So on that note, Pardon My Scotch is well worth seeing.

Pardon My Scotch (1935)

*** (out of 4)

The Three Stooges are mistaken for bootleggers due to a special chemical they made up. There are a few dry spots but overall this is another entertaining shorts that has one of their best jokes. The scene where Moe is standing on a table that gets cut in half is priceless as is another scene with the boys mixing up their scotch. Curley does a roll dance ala Chaplin in The Gold Rush but this here certainly doesn't have the same effect.

Now available on Columbia's 2-disc set, which includes over 20 shorts, all digitally remastered.