The Matrimaniac

Well, you'll REALLY have to watch "The Matrimaniac" in order to see literally EVERYTHING that can go wrong during the elopement of a loving couple - you won't believe your eyes... Jimmie Conroy and his girl Marna (played by none other than Constance Talmadge, who at the time was just as famous as her sister Norma!) take the train, followed by Marna's father and the guy he'd chosen for her husband, both steaming with rage; and at the station where Jimmie wants to get a reverend to marry them on the train, the two men are being detained, while the train rolls on with the fiancé Marna doesn't want aboard, and Jimmie and the reverend chasing after them...

And more complications lead to the reverend being locked up in jail as a 'hobo', and Marna being locked up in a hotel room by her 'fiance' - but that, of course, doesn't stop Jimmie: he just climbs out onto the telephone wires and... But see for yourself! You'll get LOTS and LOTS of laughter and unbelievable chase scenes; and of course, MAGNIFICENT displays of Doug's GREAT acrobatics - don't miss it for ANYTHING in the world!!

Viewers who associate the name of Douglas Fairbanks with Robin Hood, D'Artagnan, and other swashbuckling roles may be surprised to learn that he started his movie career in a series of light satirical comedies. In these films Doug usually played a well-meaning but trouble prone young gentleman of the modern age, similar to the roles played a few years later by Harold Lloyd. One such comedy is the oddly titled The Matrimaniac, in which Doug spends almost the entire, brief running time desperately attempting to elope with pretty Constance Talmadge. Actually, Doug spends most of the running time running; and also leaping out of windows, on and off trains, climbing walls, and even sliding across telephone wires high overhead. This is a movie that MOVES!

The Matrimaniac wastes no time on exposition. We never learn anything about the young couple, such as how they met, what he does for a living, or why her father opposes the match. And after all, who cares? The story grabs our attention right away with the elopement sequence, then we're off and running (and leaping, climbing, etc.), with no time to think about any unnecessary stuff. Much of the humor in this film is comparatively understated, as when an explanatory title wryly complains that the lovers are violating the rules of romance by eloping through the front door in broad daylight. There's a nice running gag concerning the I.O.U.s Doug leaves all over the region, as he "borrows" various items needed to help in his pursuit of the girl. And happily, you won't find the strained puns or racial gags which mar so many comedies of the period.

Doug is very much the center of attention, but the supporting players deserve notice. Leading lady Connie Talmadge, perhaps best remembered as The Mountain Girl in Griffith's Intolerance, went on to have a substantial starring career of her own in the '20s, but unfortunately never played opposite Fairbanks again. Winifred Westover, seen here in a small but significant role as the hotel maid who helps the lovers triumph, later married Western star William S. Hart. And unsung character actor Fred Warren is quite sympathetic as the minister who is shanghaied to marry the two runaways. The poor guy gets dragged into the lovers' situation early on, when his bath is interrupted by an insistent Doug, then spends much of his time trying to keep up with the leading man. He's suffering from a head-cold, bewildered by all the frantic activity, and to top it off, thrown into jail! Warren is practically Doug's co-star in this film. His minister is the butt of much of the humor, but he proves to be a good sport about it all -- and he's well rewarded for his pains, eventually.

It's no masterpiece, but The Matrimaniac is lightly enjoyable and well worth seeing, and packs a lot of incident into its brisk 45-minute running time -- accent on "running."

Douglas Fairbanks brings youthful athleticism and infectious good humour to a manic comedy that is something of a forerunner of the screwball comedies that were so popular in the 1930s. He's trying to elope with 18-year-old Constance Talmadge, but fate, a disapproving father and a jealous love rival keep throwing seemingly insurmountable obstacles in his direction, all of which he deftly sidesteps with wit and ingenuity. The 46 minute runtime flies by thanks to the breakneck pace, but while Fairbanks makes an engaging hero, one can't help wondering what magic Keaton or Lloyd would have conjured out of such a scenario.

Doug and Constance Talmadge want to get married, but her father, Wilbur Higby objects. So they elope by train to Jazzville. Complications ensue.

It's another occasion for Doug to show off. He climbs buildings and bridges, walks across wires, and even wrestles with a donkey who only goes backwards. Miss Talmadge also gets to do some very amusing things like insulting would-be husband Clyde Hopkins and escaping from a locked hotel room. Except for a very brief preface, it's all a series fo chases carried out at speed by Doug, and a slower, deliberate pace by those who oppose him.

Victor Fleming is Doug's cameraman, as he would be for another three years. He and director Paul Powell clearly understand how to create excitement. We are treated to constant motion in Doug's solo scenes. Either Doug, or something in the background, is in constant motion, or it's a setting shot and no more than a second and a half is expended on it. Titles are likewise brief. There's no need for long establishing shots in a movie like this.

This is a pretty familiar topic for silent films and it came up later in films by Harold Lloyd and Buster Keaton (among others). A guy and his girl are trying to elope but the controlling father and the jilted fiancé are in hot pursuit. However, despite it being a pretty complex and well-made film for 1916, I can't rate the film any higher because the film just forgot to be funny. Maybe some of this is due to it being a Douglas Fairbanks, Sr. film--and he wasn't all that well-known for comedy but for action and adventure. But most of the blame is probably the fault of the writers and director. It honestly looked almost like they weren't sure if they were making a comedy or a romantic drama and this hybrid result just isn't all that compelling. The film needed more sight gags and stunts or else it should have tried much harder in the romance department. As it is, it's just an interesting historical curio--one you don't need to see but one that is pleasant enough if you do give it a chance.

By the way, this film is included on the same videotape from Kino Video as THE NUT--another Fairbanks comedy. Unlike THE MATRIMANIAC, THE NUT is an exceptional comedy and really surprised me by how adapt Fairbanks was with comedy. Plus, in THE NUT, you get to see a very amusing BRIEF cameo by Fairbanks' buddy, Charlie Chaplin--as Charlie himself plays a Chaplin impersonator!