Skateway Massacre

What could have been a throwback to the 1980s slasher film Death Rink becomes a throwaway instead. This movie just about commits the unpardonable sin of being boring.

The main problem with Death Rink is it takes too long to get to the kills.

There is too much talk trying to masquerade as character development. And the adequate acting makes this film just tolerable.

The one plus for this film was the running time. The movie runs under seventy-five minutes. (A slow seventy-five minutes).

I was able to pinpoint the killer and why long before the revelation. You should be able to as well.

DUMB.

I watched this with low expectations and it turned out to be worse than I could have imagined. Terrible acting, Terrible special effects and a terrible story.

Avoid at all costs.

As I drop trou and position myself onto the throne, I found myself thinking about this movie and how it made me feel. There was a plop, followed by several plops in quick succession. My eyes, they smarted and I had to breath through my mouth. Then, like magic, it all became clear, this movie is the biggest load of poop that I've seen, do not watch it, skate on by.

If this movie cost more then $10 to make, someone got rip off. I've seen student films with $0 budgets better then this. I painfully watch this movie and all I can say, whoever edited this film should never be allowed to touch a other movie in this lifetime. The acting in some parts is acceptable, but the writing is way off. If you think of watching this pass and move on.

I've just watched this movie on Amazon Prime, can't say it the best one out there. The actors did their bit , thankfully they're all good looking so I could tolerate the mediocre screenplay. The poster art actually was sensational and got me into watching this. It didn't bore me, but it has not many great moments too. I just wish instead of the talking for almost 40 odd minutes (although some of the conversation was funny) they could've just edited some and started off with some good energy killings. It somewhat reminds you of Gutterballs but that had better kills and a decent story. This was passable and I like such attempts in low budget Horror.