Water

If anyone ever wanted a definition of "wooden" acting, this is it! What a truly awful film

From the first scene, I thought it was a bad porno movie. The acting was that bad. I can't even begin to list the "goofs". How it ever got to the big screen is amazing.

Wow. Where to begin. Starts off like really cheap and cheesy porn movie (even the cheapest of porn films have better actors) and goes quickly down hill from there. No timeline, impossible body disposal (you're not going to turn bones into ash in a fire pit). Impossible...everything. I know with horror, you stretch your imagination but, with this film is ridiculous.

Embarrassing that a movie like this had the nerve to come out in 2019. The people who wrote and directed this clearly live on an alternate plane of existence in which time passes by decades more slowly than reality. Anyone who watched even 10 minutes of this will know what I mean by that. 0 stars.

So why was this movie ever made? Perhaps to launch someone's career, to make a name for the director, a personal bucket list wish, we will never know, as clearly it's none of the above.

Water is so bad, like nothing I've seen in quite a while now, close to a 1 but I'm going to give it a two, simply because some of the actors gave it a fair shot. Talking about the script, now green lighting that must have been done by a young child that can't read yet, and it should have remained nothing more than a doodle on a piece of paper.

Just, don't watch it, don't look at it, it has absolutely nothing to offer you. One of the worst productions of its kind. Shame, shame, shame.

Cheers!