Hell's Belle

A bunch of 30 yr olds pretending to be students go on a trip they find a piece of Belle Stars jewellery, stiff actors look about as comfortable as a cat in a room full of rocking chairs, saying lines generated by a computer, cheap horror films don't have to be bad, but this is standard rubbish.

HEY EVERYBODY ITS ME, (4) and today we review .... night night THE MOVIE !!!!!!!!

Holy crap on a saltine cracker ....... a bit of advice no matter how much intense suspenseful music you put in your movie IT WONT MAKE T MORE EXCITING !!!!!!!!!!! My 90 year old grandmother driving moves faster than this .... and shes dead !!!!!!!!!!

So slow ..... i fell asleep, and woke up to the same scene still going 5 hours later !!!!!!!!!why ???? Nothing happens ... i mean sure things "happen" but not really .... sure oooooh creepy guy but naaaa not really .... exciting music ???? But people are just kind of there like "eh whatever" .... i literally had to hit my own hand with a hammer to pretend something action-y was happening to justify the music in this one ..... and i cant even honestly rate the lighting etc because i was so droned out due to the ....nothing ......that never didnt not happen that i was almost lost in some kind of ...... dare i say it ... EVIL PORTAL !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! My god man .... this film IS the evil portal ............

its too late for me .... im doomed ...my eyes have seen this terror and now i am a part of this .......... but YOU ....you might have a chance ... heed my warning ..... the great nothing will consume you here in this place ..... only suffering lives here ..youll find no solace in this film ...only .....the nothing that never happens .........

1/10

im sorry movie ... i wish i could give more ....but youve already taken so much from me ....theres nothing left.