RoboWoman

Absolutely the worst movie ever made. Just horrible. It reminds me of home videos that fifth graders made with their buddies in the backyard. It is absolute garbage.

Over 270 shots. More than 700 lines of dialogue. And something glaringly wrong with EVERY SINGLE ONE. What an achievement! A real-life 68-year-old former body model pretending to be a young action star. A real-life Homer Simpson pretending to be a sensei. A rubber glove pretending to be a robotic arm. You couldn't make this stuff up - but they did. And then filmed it in glorious VHS, with no mics (all the sound, including dialogue, is off the camera mic... like all the best home movies). Oh... and no lighting, either. Available light can work on a beach in daytime, but not so much in a park at night. Now that I think about it, that will be why halfway through the blackout the "director" decides to shine a flashlight on everyone. Martial arts learned from a radio show. Action sequences without action, or a legible sequence. And great lines like "You could take a self defence class" "No. I could." Or, "Yes, she was left, well, not only did she meet or exceed the expectations you set for her, yup." "She's fully functionable". Comedy gold. And the final fight scene? Words fail me. And the "actors" as well.

The $40 spent on casting, special effects and talent reallllllly show here LOL. Within 10 seconds I knew this was beyond a waste of time. It wouldn't have held up as a 60's driv-in theatre flic. I don't imagine any of the "actord" would want this crud on thier CV .....

Ever wonder what it look like if your grandma escaped her nursing home, left her brain medication behind, and then got in involved with a sleazy film director? Well congratulations my friend, you now know the behind the scenes creation of robowoman. A movie shouldn't have a actor that is supposed to be playing a unstoppable and tough as nails cyborg , only to be worried during the whole movie that the character might fall and break a hip. But on top of that, I think the producers also had the main actor's friends from the nursing home also design and create all the costumes and practical effects.

Is this movie even meant seriously?? Most of it is really bad. The lighting often consists of heavily lit areas, while the rest of the picture is more or less pitch black. Except for Sue Price, most actors sounds and acts amateurish. When it comes to the special effects: Vivica's "prosthetic arm" is clearly just a long sleeved rubber glove that sometimes makes a buzzing sound when moved, but usually not, the "visor" is clearly just glasses with bars in front of them, Vivica's voice inexplicably changes between being normal and being robotic. The script is terrible in general and full of double standards. The choreography consists of horribly choreographed "action sequences", with amateurish martial arts, filming from behind Vivica so that she conceals most of what is happening in front of her. A lot of the movie has suspenseful music, for example when Vivica walks, sits, talks in her mobile phone and so on...

The reviews from "timodo" must be fake; From what I can see, EVEREY SINGLE REVIEW from this person is rated a 10!!!