Légionnaire

From the opening scene when Rourke mispronounced Caligula "Caliglia " I knew this wasn't for me. I abandoned it after 15 minutes. Sad to see Micky Rourke slide further down the Hollywood alphabetical listings.

Mister Rourke speaks in the beginning of the movie. Mister Rourke speaks somewhere in the middle of the movie. Mister Rourke speaks at the end of the movie. you have seen this before.. former stars make an appearance and they glue it together as if they we're part of the movie and probably never met the cast. " here.. say these lines and we will splice you into the movie so we can add your name to the cast and hope it draws paying customers.." don't waste your time.

Painful to watch, terrible camera work, terrible Special effects. They can't even get the names/pronunciation right. I'm pretty sure my nephew could create something better on minecraft.

Mickey Rourke routinely mispronounces name after name. Caligula becomes Caliglia. Parthians becomes Parthinians. And he mispronounces Paetus as Paiteus throughout THE ENTIRE FILM. Nobody took the time to correct him? Or is he just an unreachable knucklehead?

The special effects are cartoonish. The music is out of place. I don't think there are ever more than 4 people in a single scene at the same time in the entire film! The budget for this must have been less than the price of a fully loaded Hyundai Elantra. Some decent drone shots of cliff climbing. The main character obviously worked hard throughout the production. But...I cannot believe I spent $7.99 renting this. I should flagellate myself for this unforgivable mistake.

I lost an hour and a half of my life watching this drivel. From poor directing, acting, confusing plot, lines that are beyond bad... I need to find a way to remove this "movie" from my memories. Two stars because I am in a generous mood.