Nativity Rocks!

Currently watching this on boxing day with an 8 year old that likes rock music 🎶 We have had a few giggles and enjoyed the message especially love when Mr poppy said that the school badge means the refugee now has a family, such a beautiful thing to say. Enjoy it for what it is!

Why are there so many bloody sequels to Nativity? The first one is justified to exist as just another mediocre Christmas movie with a bit of charm, but I have no clue why the hell they've made 3 SEQUELS. Especially when these movies earn almost nothing at the box office and are only ever popular in the UK, and even THEN the numbers are disappointing. These movies only exist to cash in on some poor grandparents who want to take their kids to see a movie for Christmas. Why not watch something ''Christmassy'' with actual effort placed into it like Arthur Christmas or the stop-motion Rudolph The Red Nosed Reindeer movie? Nearly anything besides the Santa Claus movies is better than Nativity. This movie is just like every other movie in this "franchise": Terrible writing, acting and just about everything. Please stop seeing these movies, because even a single penny will keep them around for longer.

Pretty painful to watch but I can imagine it appealing to some children as pure pantomime. The acting is generally terrible and the story is quite preposterous.

If you have nothing else to watch and don't need to dedicate more than a few brain cells to this then it's OK but otherwise you'll never feel like you've missed out on not seeing this.

Words can't explain the fresh Hell I have just experienced watching this movie. Please heed my advice and steer clear. Amateur hour

"And after that, our Nativity's got better and better" - Mr Madden's (Nativity)

While the first sequel with David Tennant in the lead was a fair sequel, the second (with a woefully miscast Martin Clunes) acted as a lovely showreel for Marc Wooton as Mr. Poppy and not much else.

I thought that would and should be the end of the franchise.

However, in 2018 we got 'Nativity Rocks!', which acts as a soft reboot of the franchise, I'm sure with the intention of there being more.

Gordon Shakespeare (who looked out of place in the 3rd film anyway) is retired, but sadly so is the original Mr. Poppy. In typical franchise style, we get a new one... a brother (played by Simon Lipkin)...with exactly the same name and personality...

It's Lipkin's show from start to finish, with Helen George (of 'Call the Midwife' fame) being very much out of her depth with this sort of comedy, and a very forgetable new actor playing the 'St Bernadette's' teacher), not that he's given much to do at all.

It is a soft reboot, so we get a repeat of the performance in the cathedral/nativity focusing on Herod elements from the first film, but oddly with a rock opera spin, that I don't think anyone really wanted/asked for.

It's not a complete disaster like the 3rd (save Wotton's performance), with some nice elements about refugees and finding your own family, but ultimately this is a franchise by this point that has run its course.