Grindhouse Nightmares

This movie is utter garbage. Nothing about it is watchable or interesting.

I understand somewhat what they were trying to do, make a parody of exportation films and to make an attempt at being a cult classic, they do one of the worst jobs of this I've ever seen, firstly the first chunk of the movie is a direct rip off of Saw but like an unbelievable awful unwatchable rip off of Saw, secondly all the acting and editing is just kinda like why did anyone even bother doing this, the middle chunk with the fake ads and stuff had some gems like the doomsday insurance bit but it did really shows how little effort and passion was it when they used that Jesus guy from fiver in it instead of going out and finding a someone to do it just for the film, i don't think it's worth the watch for the soul reason of there is absolutely no passion in it which is the thing that makes bad movies watchable

This is the first review I've ever written on here, as a warning to you all. I watch all kinds of bad low-budget movies and I'm a pretty big fan of underground stuff. Even if it's a bad movie I'm not feeling, I will almost always suffer through it until the very end. I was only able to make it twenty minutes into this before I started skipping forward. Turned it off after forty. I know a lot of people are quick to jump and say "worst movie I've ever seen", but this definitely scrapes the bottom five for me. And believe me, I have suffered through a lot of garbage. Stuff like Hip Hop Locos and Nightmare Museum!

How Michael Madsen found himself in this mess (in a very unfunny Tarantino parody trailer), I will never understand. It's sad that filmmakers have the money to hire people like him, Linnea Quigley and Bill Moseley just to stick them in completely worthless and unoriginal trash like this (the first segment is nothing but an unwatchable Saw ripoff that just keeps dragging on and on and on). Take my word and avoid this at all costs. I was lured in by the fact Linnea was in it, and that it was only $1.50 at Family Video. I could've done so much more with that money, just like this director could have done with his. A financial waste all around.

R.I.P. My $1.50

Annoying phone rings , very annoying use of strobes. Glad I saw this on a free streaming service and was able to do other things while watching since the acting just plain sucks. Be ready to do fast forward jumps so you only waste thirty minutes at most. I have rated maybe ten movies as ones over the years but I wish a zero was available.

This could have passed as a lighthearted school project by a couple of flimsy art students but even that barely. As an actual movie by a professional director with professional actors it's mindblowingly bad, incompetent and forgettable...