Entry Level Whore

The dreaded incursion of Reality-TV into other forms of entertainment is evident in the obscure (outside of Blighty) Television X offering "Entry Level Whore". It's a vehicle for Maltese transsexual actress Holly Harlow breaking into the Adult business, with Kiesha Kane fronting with her and providing commercial IR content.

Feature opens on location in Malta in the city of Valletta, where Holly is discovered and flown to London to shoot porn. What follows is five days of shoots in the studio, with directors shown (back of the head framing) and apparently approving of Holly's work, promising her call backs and a career. The result won Harlow a Best New Starlet award in England from the Adult industry, controversial only because that category had been previously allotted only to cis-females. Just like in America, where AVN and the other idiotic awards organizations invent hundreds of asinine granular categories (e.g., "Best Pegging Performance by a Dwarf in an Interracial Scene"), they assumed a Transsexual category needed inventing. And apparently they never got the SAG memo over there about dropping the term "actress" altogether - everybody's an Actor.

Picture plays like a pro-am, not only in coupling veteran Kiesha with neophyte Holly, but in casting some very unappealing male actors to both take via pegging and dish out dicking in various configurations and threesomes. It's entirely mechanical and uninteresting due to the cheap, documentary approach. Clearly putting Holly into a story film with a characterization would have been preferable.

Humping is mainly bareback, though Holly wears a condom in some scenes. Kiesha does some fountains of squirting to add to the kink quotient, and dons a strap-on dildo so as to not suffer from penis envy under the circumstances.

Main takeaway: the world has yet to anoint an Adult Entertainment superstar from Malta.