Deep Murder

I wasn't prepared for this... I watch it only because Jessica Parker Kennedy was in it... trying to watch all the movies she was in... and this time I got much more: soft porn, slasher horror, comedy, whodunit... and I had to say - it was watchable! I could imagine that will be crowd out there enjoying the lot! I think that's enough - I already wasted time on the film, better save it on writing about it or the characters Hugh Dangler, Babs Dangler, Babysitter, Jace Bigman, Detective Cross, Dr. Bunny van Clit, Doug Dangler, Richard Dangler, Sexy Fireman, Sexy Pizza Man, Sexy Plumber and Hot Cop.

This movie is horrific.

Horrifically bad.

It's soft core porn without the porn.

But mostly, it's really bad acting and even worse directing

Jerry O' Connell has really steeped low which is unfortunate! The dialogue and cinematography are so bad and Some parts are ridiculous, it's kinda as if someone with a disorder wrote the script! I'm such a nice critic, the kind of movie that doesn't deserve much at all but watchable.

So...ever watch porn? Uh, of course not, me neither. But I HEARD that the acting can be pretty bad in them and that people usually just skip through those parts. Well what if the sex never started and the movie just continued on within that little world, never knowing that they're characters in a movie.

That's what this is. Before the sexy times begin a murder takes place, and none of these dimwitted poorly fleshed out stereotypes know how to do anything but awkwardly initiate carnal relations with double entendre's and lame innuendo. But as they seek out answers and try to survive they start growing, and not just in their pants. (sorry)

All in all this was surprisingly funny and original. It's dumb, don't get me wrong, but that's it's goal and they manage to do it in a really fun way. There's no nudity though, so don't get your hopes up.

It's almost hilarious but just not quite there. Interesting movie that's a little bit different. Love it or hate it perhaps but they made this somehow.