Your Dirty Daughter

This DVD compilation of Stills & Mills web content has its moments, but they're due to the topnotch acting talent on display. I've almost had it with this pair of prolific pornographers who seem unable to graduate from the "Promising Newcomers" bin into mature filmmakers.

The title 2-parter has luscious April O'Neil in the title role, unmasked by prudish neighbor Nina Elle as having starred in a pornographic video. I was stymied in my research, since Elle holds up a video copy of Stills & Mills' "MILF Massages", but plays something different, starring O'Neil and Bianca Breeze, with a NonSex cameo by Dana DeArmond that I have been unable to identify.

In one scene Elle humps April's mom played by Jelena Jensen, a pleasant enough meeting of big-breasters. It has the usual low-humor, as when bible-thumping Nina suggests they go to Pastor Robinson for advice, and Jelena replies: "You know we're Jewish, right?".

Followup has Jensen reprimanding April in the form of seducing her. Yes, she's her step-mom so our budding auteur team cannot possibly pass up the opportunity for crypto-incest.

April is terrific in the sack, and the other scene is rather stylish in that the Nina/Jelena humping is staged with a huge-screen TV in the background unspooling the Breeze/April archive sex scene throughout the fresh coupling for contrast.

Another two-parter titled "Way Better Than Dad" not so subtly proselytizes for the Girl/Girl lifestyle. (This porn label's motto, to paraphrase, state that inside of every woman is a lesbian yearning to come out.) Ava Addams literally fills up the wide screen with her huge breasts in this intentionally silly saga of step-motherly incest carried to the extreme. Not satisfied with humping her lovely step-kid Ariana Marie, Ava goes after the kid's BFF Gracie Glam. Role-playing is the incest bait here, when Ava says to Gracie (sounds like a Burns & Allen routine on tap): "I've always though of you as my daughter, so you can just call me mommy". I found it rather ominous at the conclusion, when it seems Ava is counting on Glam to bring her like-minded young stuff for future cougar hunting expeditions. The DVD liner notes typically screw up the story line by pretending that EVERY girl on the payroll is a step-daughter to much-married Ava.

Rounding out the show is "Secret Sleepover", in which Abella Danger is in fact another Ava step-offspring, not properly explained in terms of who did what to whom, or if Ava is just playing a different character entirely. Gimmick here is that Danger is afraid so the overage kid hops into bed with step-mom, and the cuddling leads to...well, you know the rest. Ava has a number of Lesbian videos on her resume, but it all seemed like Gay for Pay action here, not the real deal.