Land Shark

The acting was so horrible especially after people showing no sympathy for friends being eaten by the shark, it was also too many jokes from the fat guy, he was never serious and I ca t say enough about the bad acting, this movie had zeroe good actors lol, it kinda seem like the rushed through the movie without redoing most of the scenes because it was really horrible. The best scene to me? There isn't any lol, I could make a movie better then this with $2 and a pack of bubble gum, the shark was pretty cool to me but whoever made this movie or whoever was behind it should be ashamed about it..

If you have a spare Friday night, a weekend to relax with a high budget film then skip this Papier-mâché abomination!

Do your taxes, scrape your dead skin off your feet, hell talk to that friend of yours from 8th grade that you ditched because they spoke to your crush, anything is better than this!

Don't even skim through the movie, you will just destroy your movie algorithm for the rest of your life and nothing but similar trash with appear.

Run, run away from this movie, run better than the landsharks please. I mean it wouldn't be hard, they honestly just plain suck.

Please, I am saving you. God Bless.

I didn't realise it was possible to make a movie this bad. Seriously. If I have a couple of school kids a video camera and a $10 budget, I expect more. Forget the 10 star reviews which were left with people trying to be witty, this is the pits. Pretty sure no actors were involved in it, just family and friends and passers by. It's not even so bad it's good, it's just so bad that it's bad. I couldn't find one redeeming feature in the whole film. How did anyone offer to distribute this shark turd. At least it was cheap to make and probably only took two or three hours to shoot.

As for shooting, pass my gun, I want to track down everyone involved in this and terminate their film careers with prejudice.

I have never watched something so good in my entire life. The graphics were something else entirely and I applaud them profusely. The plot twists were drastic and unexpected and certainly kept me on my toes. I just couldn't wait to find out what happened next. The sharks were really scary and the use of photoshop was hard to spot. The acting was convincing enough to let me engage with the plot. I will be recommending this to all my friends.

Some friends and I decided this was the movie we needed to watch while waiting for other friends to show up. The movie had a simple plot line that was easy to pick up no matter when people jumped in, along with enough humor that it was enjoyable for everyone to keep watching. I will definitely never watch it again unless I absolutely have to but for my expectations it was better than I expected.