La nounou diabolique

(NOTE-This review contains no spoilers. I would have considered including a spoiler to be an act of mercy. However, the movie was so overly chopped up to make room for more commercials, that it wasn't even clear what happened at the very end. The only way I was able to find out was by looking on the Web for real spoilers).

This movie is completely dumb--overacted, all the subtlety of a sledgehammer blow to the head, with a plot that takes kernels of a potentially realistic situation and blows it up all out of proportion, miles past believability. But I don't watch a Lifetime movie expecting to find an art film. And I don't even need to read any spoilers to know what happens-an innocent (woman or couple-in this case, couple) trusts an innocent-appearing person (in this case, woman), who turns out to be evil, incredibly brilliant and conniving, and seemingly unstoppable, who victimizes the innocents and makes them fear for their lives (and/or the lives of their children). Through sheer grit and their own amateur detective work, the innocents think they have finally won, but in a horrible plot twist, it appears that they are in imminent danger, as the evil person is revealed to be completely psychotic and about to do something unimaginable to them, which she usually describes in detail (since in Lifetime movies, exposition is always a chief symptom of psychosis). But at the last minute, goodness prevails, and the evil, psychotic villain either dies, is jailed, or ends up in a mental institution. If the latter, she is seen smiling maniacally and perhaps talking to herself, her pillow, or a cut-out representing the innocent ex-victims against whom she has now pledged eventual revenge.

You HAVE seen this movie before-the characters and some plot details may be slightly different, but I promise you that you have seen it.

So, you may ask, why did I bother watching this movie? I can't help myself. And that's even dumber than the movie....

As a TV movie is may not be bad. Specially if you cannot put 100% attention to it. The overall story is appealing, but it feels so unreal in most parts. Some performances are really bad, like those from the cops. They may also be the result of a bad direction. The story has potential but it looks to exaggerate a lot for theatrical purposes, making this movie completely forgettable.

Lately also IMDb is more and more infected by abusive reviews. They are just written to upgrade the rating and hide the awfulness of movies. They will give you false hope that you are gonna enjoy the movie. Evil Nanny is one of those bad and falsely upgraded flicks. Every aspect of making a movie is far beyond any quality. Here the whole main cast has a level of kindergarten. It's unlikely each of them will ever get the status of real actor/actress. The story is of the same low level, no thrill at all and above all: really UNbelievable and most boring! So i'm very sorry to spoil viewers' expectations but please be honest to yourself and don't let you torture your feelings. Avoid this Evil Movie. Go watch any other. And learn this lesson here: whenever you are in the need of a nanny, first check 100% of her/his background and all references. Therefore 1/10 instead of zero points for Evil Nanny. One of the baddest movies ever made...

Quite literally the worst film I have ever had the misfortune of watching, and I usually love a cheesy, 'so bad it's good' film of this type. Every single aspect is almost too terrible to describe. The premise is passable but the actual story is the most unbelievable load of nonsense you will ever witness if you're unfortunate enough to have to sit through this shocker. This is before I even mention the acting, which is quite frankly on a new level of appalling. Just so you know how serious I am about the quality of this film, consider that this is the first film reveiew I have ever written as I have never before felt the need to. But this film did it, it compelled me. Please don't make the same mistake I did, avoid this film at all costs.

Evil Nanny immerses audiences in a tense and unpredictable thriller that keeps viewers on the edge of their seats. The film's strength lies in its ability to deliver unexpected twists, maintaining a suspenseful atmosphere from start to finish. The lead actresses deliver standout performances, skillfully embodying the characters and adding depth to the gripping plot.

The narrative unfolds with a series of suspenseful events, each twist more unexpected than the last. The film successfully plays with the audience's expectations, creating a chilling experience that is sure to leave a lasting impression. The cinematography and soundtrack contribute to the overall atmosphere, enhancing the tension and amplifying the suspenseful moments.

While the lead actresses shine, some supporting performances fall short of expectations. Despite the occasional lapses in supporting roles, the strong chemistry and convincing portrayals of the main cast manage to anchor the storyline. The director's ability to balance these elements keeps the audience engaged and invested in the unfolding mystery.

Evil Nanny serves as a testament to the effectiveness of a well-executed thriller. It doesn't rely solely on jump scares but instead crafts a narrative that captivates with its intricate plot and unforeseen turns. The film successfully explores the darker side of human nature, making it a compelling watch for fans of the genre.

In conclusion, Evil Nanny stands out as a gripping thriller with a penchant for the unexpected. While the lead actresses carry the film with their compelling performances, some supporting roles could have added more depth. Nevertheless, the film delivers an intense and suspenseful experience, making it a noteworthy addition to the thriller genre.