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Pedro: [about a porn movie Roberto is showing to him] If she's not her mom, why is she sucking her tit?
Norberto: They say they're mother and daughter, but they're really not. You can easily tell: they play a lot of roles in other movies.
Pedro: Is she spitting in her mouth because she hates her?
Norberto: I don't know.

Cinturonga: [to Dante] Believe in yourself. It's all yours. Get out there and grab it!

[flashback]
Cinturonga: [highly pitched voice; encouraging Dante to keep puking] Let it all out, let it all out, let it all out, let it all out... .

Alan: I think the universe conspires to bring people together. I believe everything is written.
Guadalupe: [sarcastically] Does it say where the bottle opener is?

Vicky: Look, em... it may seem abrupt of me, but part of my social experiment is having sex with strangers.

Dante: [conversing with Matilde] ... and then I realized: Alan's right and so is Julieta. The thing is I'm not a brave guy, I don't push forward. And Alan is always very good to me. In fact, when I split up and moved to his house, he took me in with open arms. And I treated him badly! I treated him badly! Just as I treated Julieta badly. And... . I don't know what would I do if anything happened to Julieta. I don't know how to solve this. What should I do?
Matilde: [while cleaning up dildos] Well, sometimes we need to lose things to understand what they really mean to us.
Dante: [approvingly] Right.
Matilde: It is important to carry out your dreams. For example, I'm here because I want to be an actress. And I know that if there's a chance, I'll take it. I'll surrender myself to it.
Dante: You're right.
Matilde: You'll get a chance to work things out with Julieta too. You'll know it when the time comes.
Mario: [entering the room] Matilde, we have to clean the new actor's butt. Bring a deodorant bar and powder. Okay.
Matilde: [cheerfully] Yes!
Mario: [answering through his ear communicator] Coming. Right now...
Dante: Thanks.
Matilde: [while handing him a dildo] Everything is gonna be okay!

[last lines]
[on a porn scene shooting; heavy female moans are heard]
Matilde: [playing a horny "country maid"] Oh, boss... the drought has killed the crop. Nothing has grown anymore.
Pedro: [playing a "farmer"] If there's no reward in the life we live, every winter night will be rough. But there's a prize. There's a price even when we lose: You can have this and eat it raw.
[a big fake penis arises on the right side of the screen; Pedro briefly stares at it as he starts cracking up while looking at the camera]

[first lines]
Alan Niño: Everything's set: The dance floor is over there; the drinks are in the laundry room on ice; later, when every guest is here, we serve the sandwiches. Then at around 11:30 p.m., I give my speech, we release the balloons and the cake comes out.
Dante Niño: [disbelievingly] You think, Alan? It's 11 and nobody's here.
Alan Niño: They'll come, you'll see. Same as always.
Dante Niño: If you say so.

Droopy: ...then everyone started saying: "Buy Bitcoin! Buy Bitcoin!". And what's that? Well, the benefits are good. But I don't know. See... They go up, then down. And then you have them...

Padre Droopy: This story can't come out like this. We have to make something up, right?

Julieta: [threatening Maxi, while grabbing his crotch] Listen to me, asshole. Next time you mess with my boyfriend, I'll cut your balls off and exhibit them upstairs.

Droopy: What you did for the gang was good. You stuck your necks out. But not your asses.

Atilio: There's real danger in the shower, that's how I broke my pelvis. Good thing the neighbor heard, you know... He brought warm water and unstuck my testicles that were stuck to the cold tub.

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