Kinky

I saw this "movie" yesterday and paid $5 to see it. I way over paid! Bad acting, bad plot, bad character development, bad everything! If you removed every pointless scene you'd have a movie shorter than the trailer. This is not a movie to be seen. You have been warned.

I don't think I've ever written a review before but this film made me want to. First of all, it has nothing to do with the advertised plot, simply because it has no plot nor did it ever develop... It also has no purpose. Usually films "teach" you something or make you think about something and this movie did neither. It made no sense. It is so bad it makes a good comedy though, hence the 2 stars. The ending made no sense either. The acting is terrible from the 2 protagonists. Some supporting cast performed better than them. Zero character development. Scenario is bad, unrealistic and unnatural. The scene and audio transitions were a travesty which is something I never thought I would comment on about a film. In a few scenes and I'm not really sure how to describe it but when the dialogue was ending and the scene changed, the last few words from the previous scene would repeat at the start of the next scene... Also, in most scenes the acoustic was terrible and it kept changing along with the lighting throughout the scenes. I don't know what the creators were thinking when they decided they wanted to create this movie...Honestly, I'm lost for words.

Somebody wanted to burn some diversity budgets into making 50 Shades of Gray. But it was already done, with better script and way better good looking actors. I understand the crew wanted to have fun and the audience had to pay for it, but subtlety is way higher on the human scale of evolution.

I really wanted to love the movie. However, I was unable to due to the lack of character development and dialogue. There was absolutely NOTHING that held my attention. I don't even remember the characters names.

The only reason I didn't walk out was because I love movie popcorn. In addition, the conversation I was having with my friend was entertaining.

For a title called Kinky, once I saw where the storyline tried to go, I expected to see "kinkiness"! But as soon as something begins between the two, it cuts to the end of whatever they was supposed to be doing. There's no show and tell at all. Then to throw a monkey wrench at the very end, and boom, movie over. I feel like this movie was going for a Fifty Shades of Grey feel with a twist, but missed all the important points that kept movie goers coming back.