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You were on the OC or even if you were married to Charlie Sheen, it WANTS TO KILL YOU!
I'm not going to beat around any smelly bushes here. It's bad. It's REALLY bad. But, if you watch this as a comedy with a few beers, you'll have a great time. So give that a try.
I'm not going to beat around any smelly bushes here. It's bad. It's REALLY bad. But, if you watch this as a comedy with a few beers, you'll have a great time. So give that a try.
- donttouchmeprimate
- 27 sept. 2018
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Some atmospheric score and wonderfully shot visuals but everything else .. every-thing; the writing, the acting, the story, terrible ... as a violent and gory slash thriller thingo ... almost laughable in its beyond B movie position ... yeah, a polished B movie ... but don't bother.
- james-2374
- 30 janv. 2019
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Ok so there is a lot of 1 and 2 star reviews here but this movie really isn't that bad! If you like horror movies that can be a little made for TV this one falls into that category.
Yes, Denise Richards has been to see a plastic surgeon but she sure looks good for her age! Acting wise is a little dramatic at times but hey go with it!
Story wise it's a little cliche and cheesy but there are still enough shocks and surprises amongst the bad decisions and predictability to keep you entertained for 90 mins.
Give it a chance if you want an easy to watch fun horror movie.
Yes, Denise Richards has been to see a plastic surgeon but she sure looks good for her age! Acting wise is a little dramatic at times but hey go with it!
Story wise it's a little cliche and cheesy but there are still enough shocks and surprises amongst the bad decisions and predictability to keep you entertained for 90 mins.
Give it a chance if you want an easy to watch fun horror movie.
- chinoisback
- 18 mars 2019
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- jenniferlynn-49555
- 28 nov. 2018
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I can't be bothered to waste any more time on this movie so I'll keep this brief, I've watched it and that was enough. Don't let the thought of Mischa Barton and Denise Richards tempt you into wasting 95mins of your life watching this ludicrous movie. A ridiculous plot and awful acting makes it a decidedly forgettable experience. Put the kettle on and find something else to watch!
- drflipenstein
- 31 janv. 2019
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So the story goes so dull and so unattached up until the last 30 minutes where everyone starts "really" getting killed .. but even then ,, the cold reaction from the actors just made the movie plummet into the deficient, dreadful God-awful level of horror/thrill genre.
As i said the cast was not engaging ,, and nowhere in touch .. it actually seemed like they had a big fight in real life and they made a pact to make this movie as crappy as possible ..
Not recommended.
As i said the cast was not engaging ,, and nowhere in touch .. it actually seemed like they had a big fight in real life and they made a pact to make this movie as crappy as possible ..
Not recommended.
- Aktham_Tashtush
- 20 sept. 2018
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Terrible wooden acting, how the hell did Denise Richards ever get cast in anything ? She's just awful in this. Mischa Barton tries her best with a terrible script and film but nothing can save this dire excuse for a horror.
- bertspanish
- 1 févr. 2019
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Just WOW! Such bad acting. Denise Richards looks like she's been the the plastic surgeon a few times too many and a really bad actress. The story is ridiculous...just another all round flop. I want to know who comes up with these crappy movies. And how desperate do you have to be to take a roll in a garbage movie like this!
- dallison-20502
- 5 oct. 2018
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I don't understand all the 1/10 reviews, I found this to be a rather entertaining horror movie. There aren't too many movies based on a haunted campervan (well I haven't seen any!), so that ensured a fresh and original plot. The camera work was effective and the acting was fine for a b-grade horror (nobody is striving for an academy award). There was plenty of gore and a consistent air of dread was effectively maintained. Perhaps some viewers prefer a diverse and logical unfolding plot, but this movie simply stuck to it's singular horror premise and there is nothing wrong with that! While there were a few inevitable quiet patches, it was entertaining and foreboding throughout.
- sanimsadiq7
- 18 sept. 2018
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- WhenAmyMetSalad
- 21 oct. 2018
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Acting plot script all bad bad bad. So bad I genuinely enjoyed it for comedy factor.
- grantnicholson
- 31 janv. 2019
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One of the worse ways to spend a couple of hours of your precious life. Terrible plot, even worse acting. I would have turned it off but my wife wanted to watch it to the end!
- markyboysmail
- 2 févr. 2019
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Wow i have seen some bad films in my time but this is awful. Whoever produced this rubbish my advice would be too seriously consider doing something completely different. Please dont produce any more films.
The acting is terrible and Denise Richards the least said about her the better.
- blues-96791
- 30 janv. 2019
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... a complete waste of time. Boring plot we've all seen before, awful acting, absolutely ridiculous. 10/10 reviews are ironic. Save yourself and go watch something else.
- mariaflorencia-49864
- 29 sept. 2018
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Just no!!!don't watch this unless your welded to a chair your eyelids are superglued open and you can't move... terrible I only have it one star because they don't do minus 500 a complete and utter ball of crap from start to finish... please stop making films as terrible as this... ps Mischa Barton must have been stuck for a few pounds to actually..( I can't say star because no hope in hell she does that) I would fire my agent immediately...
- intro-91116
- 8 févr. 2019
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Well its a super demonized winnebago,or whatever its called,this film spins around,and ive decided never to buy a used rv if so should happen.
it is a money saving budgeted film,with a secondhand vehicle,small cast,few locations,and the sun is definatey not shining as mine and yours does,flying up and down on the sky as the editor has glued the pieces together.also its a weak storyline,with far to much use of the word''hey''.....
so howcome i give it an 8....well its not pretending to be a 10,also in the swarm of badly made horror movies ,this was a nice surprise when it came to jolting,screaming,frenetic acting,and a happy dead end. there are enough blood and gore to satisfy the most squemish of audiences,so this cheap flick of a hrror thriller are good for 8.
Had the feel of an old 80's horror,it does keep you intrigued, & there is a couple of jump scares also... a decent plot, I enjoyed it, but could of been so much better, like Christine
- paulmiddleton-pm
- 22 sept. 2018
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Not only has a bad direction, the performance of the cast is bad, the plot could have been more entertaining if it had been directed correctly,it is the typical movie where the "house" has life and kill everyone, the movements of camera are flat, there are no perspectives, lacking lighting, has nothing, is not a movie I would recommend, there is not much to say about a film that is lacking in everything, I still do not understand how certain films get budget, and how directors so young can perform such a bad job.
- realart_ds
- 17 sept. 2018
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- jfgibson73
- 15 avr. 2020
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Despite hearing a lot of negative things about it, both here and elsewhere, and that the cover looked like it would be SyFy film level, part of me was quite interested in seeing 'The Toybox', after it appeared randomly in my recommended for you section, with its premise genuinely intriguing me.
Also do appreciate horror and there are some decent low-budget ones out there, just in case one is wondering from a few of my previous reviews that paints me out to be otherwise. 'The Toybox' didn't do anything with any potential it did have, and with the premise it did have it. If asked as to whether it is as bad as indicated, my answer subjectively would be yes. While it won't be down there with the all-time worst films personally seen and ever, 'The Toybox' is another example of a film with no redeeming merits to be found. This is being said with a heavy heart, no malice in sight or intended.
'The Toybox's' low budget does show, have nothing against low-budget as some films still look good and like effort was put into them, effort that is not obvious in 'The Toybox'. It is especially apparent in its drab colour palette and sloppy and choppy editing. In this regard, there are moments that are suggestive of things having been left out and it affects the mix of rushed and non-existent character reactions and continuity. The effects are afterthought-like and like they were made on what little there was left of the budget. The least bad thing about 'The Toybox' is the setting, which had a little atmosphere but difficult to appreciate with it being wasted by everything else looking terrible. At no point too does the music remotely fit or appeal, it sounds like it was intended for something else, can be inappropriate to the mood of some scenes and it is intrusive.
Direction has no personality or momentum, with the dramatic elements in serious need of a steroid shot, and heavily indicative of inexperience or disinterest. The dialogue is from start to finish overripe and the lack of momentum and lack of naturalness are obvious. The story is the film's biggest issue, most of it is relatively uneventful with too few scares or sense of horror, those present are excessively predictable, lacking in creativity and are just bland.
Lack of tension and suspense further adds to the production, as do the draggy pace and characters that one cares nothing for because they are so flimsy in personality and development and so grating. Then there is the final half an hour, which is far too rushed and tries to cram too much in, most of it being ridiculous and contrived. The acting is very, very poor, the best performance comes from Mischa Barton and she is only okay at best. Denise Richards' lack of acting talent comes through loud and clear.
Overall, awful. 1/10 Bethany Cox
Also do appreciate horror and there are some decent low-budget ones out there, just in case one is wondering from a few of my previous reviews that paints me out to be otherwise. 'The Toybox' didn't do anything with any potential it did have, and with the premise it did have it. If asked as to whether it is as bad as indicated, my answer subjectively would be yes. While it won't be down there with the all-time worst films personally seen and ever, 'The Toybox' is another example of a film with no redeeming merits to be found. This is being said with a heavy heart, no malice in sight or intended.
'The Toybox's' low budget does show, have nothing against low-budget as some films still look good and like effort was put into them, effort that is not obvious in 'The Toybox'. It is especially apparent in its drab colour palette and sloppy and choppy editing. In this regard, there are moments that are suggestive of things having been left out and it affects the mix of rushed and non-existent character reactions and continuity. The effects are afterthought-like and like they were made on what little there was left of the budget. The least bad thing about 'The Toybox' is the setting, which had a little atmosphere but difficult to appreciate with it being wasted by everything else looking terrible. At no point too does the music remotely fit or appeal, it sounds like it was intended for something else, can be inappropriate to the mood of some scenes and it is intrusive.
Direction has no personality or momentum, with the dramatic elements in serious need of a steroid shot, and heavily indicative of inexperience or disinterest. The dialogue is from start to finish overripe and the lack of momentum and lack of naturalness are obvious. The story is the film's biggest issue, most of it is relatively uneventful with too few scares or sense of horror, those present are excessively predictable, lacking in creativity and are just bland.
Lack of tension and suspense further adds to the production, as do the draggy pace and characters that one cares nothing for because they are so flimsy in personality and development and so grating. Then there is the final half an hour, which is far too rushed and tries to cram too much in, most of it being ridiculous and contrived. The acting is very, very poor, the best performance comes from Mischa Barton and she is only okay at best. Denise Richards' lack of acting talent comes through loud and clear.
Overall, awful. 1/10 Bethany Cox
- TheLittleSongbird
- 5 nov. 2018
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