- Phelous: [in French accent] I love talking without opening my mouth. Hau-hau-hau. Random french word: merde. Not funny.
- Jean-Claude: Ze party is over, fellas.
- [sounds like "Phelous"]
- Phelous: [shocked] Did... did he just say my fucking name? What the fuck is going on here?
- Phelous: This is THE worst adaptation of The Hunchback of Notre Dame, bar none. And I sure as shit haven't seen every adaptation, but I don't need to! This is that bad!