Sinister Squad

It's the bare minimum of what could qualify to be the movie it's packaged to be. Not even one decimal point of an effort beyond that was made. Whoever is reading this, you or anyone you know, your grandmother or that kid who mows your lawn, could gather up a small number of free actors, ask around for an abandoned building you can film in for a day or two for free, have a video editor that can add basic smoke effects, and make a movie just like this.

I never leave reviews for movies,but this one is so putrid, I felt I must. Ran across it on plutu tv, and I must say it is total trash, this movie sucks and made absolutely no sense..

If you are someone who appreciates high-quality cinema, this movie is definitely not for you.

The acting is bad, the directing is worse, and overall, this film is amateur hour. Whether it's the nonsensical plot, the blatant (yet poorly executed) attempts at copying Suicide Squad, the bizarre "Alice In Wonderland" sub-theme, or the random "circus clown" sound effects added with no rhyme or reason, this thing is all types of wrong.

I downloaded this film knowing it would most likely be terrible, with the hopes that the unintentional humor would make it worthwhile, but I had to stop watching it after 10 minutes. The movie intentionally tries to be off-kilter and funny, but all it ended up doing was giving me a headache.

Save your time and energy.

If they picked up a dozen of random teenagers from the street and gave them 24 hours to make the movie using just cellphone and home computer, the result would be much better for sure. Story... I saw porn movies with a much better story than this one. Acting... may I even call it acting...Fantasy/Sci-Fi without CGI and with traces of costumes and makeup that look like they were created by 5 years old. It is completely unbelievable to me that someone made this crap, even more confusing why would anyone agree to act in it, and the most unbelievable of all is that any theater or TV station was ready to show it. This is probably the worst piece of crap I ever sa... tried to watch. I gave up after about 20 minutes and I never do that. I am ashamed that I watched even that much, and how makers and actors of this live with themselves after doing it... I really do not understand.

0/10

Why even bother to have a review section for any films made by The Asylum?

They specialize in really bad knockoffs as a ploy to catch some of the money that will be spent on the real film - Suicide Squad - an upcoming film that is expected to pay off big. It obviously works for them - because they have been doing this for years now ...

I have yet to see anything original and/or even marginally decent come from their studios yet. The movies have no real humor and the plot only loosely, and I mean loosely, follows that of the film they are parodying. They know that once you have paid for the film that it is too late. They don't survive on word of mouth or return customers - unless you let them get one over on you again. ;-)

Next time you see a film with a familiar sounding name - check out who the studio behind it is first. Don't let The Asylum get your hard earned money .....

*If the other reviewer had known this - they would've got the 0 he originally wanted to hand down. It only looks original because they always beat the blockbuster in releasing - they have to or their ploy doesn't work ...