Missing in Greenwood

Okay the headline isnt fully accurately because I dont know what is worse; a previous film Hoodupfilms have done: The pigman murders or missing in greenwood. Missing in greenwood completely lacks in any creative direction. I've seen better movies shot from a first year film student. The sound is completely off, the camera work is atrocoius, made worse by the colouring of the film. It's almost going to be one extreme to another from intense blues to intense greens. . You care not about the rubbish coming out of the characters mouths (when you can understand them) the entire film is a waste on any viewers time the second the movie starts. HONESTLY DO NOT WASTE YOUR MONEY OR TIME for even a second on this contrived terrible and pathetic excuse for a horror film.

This is a terrible excuse for a film. Acting was really poor at best. Music was atrocious.The colors looked like it was thrown through a kaleidoscope...it was impossible for me to understand them the sound was either too low or too loud. If you are gonna watch it you should watch it as a bad comedy...you won't laugh more like cringe 😬

My quick rating - 0,9/10. Rarely do you see a movie that can screw up every aspect of film making, and to do so in a mere 80 minutes is an accomplishment. I am guessing these fools ran across "Blair Witch Project" and had no idea it had been popular and also copied hundreds of times. They then set out and took everything good about that movie (there isn't much) and threw those aspects out the window, and kept everything terrible about it. But not only keep the bad stuff but overaccentuate it to no end. This movie is constantly screwing around with the cameras green and blue filters to the extent at times you literally cannot see what is going on. The sound is so far off at times I often wondered if they spliced the wrong scenes audio in. And the editing, geez, seriously I have done better with scotch tape and scissors on VHS tapes than a lot of this. Maybe someone who was part of the directing should have been there to watch so the correct scenes were in place. Have I got to the "acting" yet? I am unsure what to blame how horrendous that part is. They may be really stupid people in real life or it is possible that they were supposed to be acting like inept idiots at all times in which case they nailed it. Oh, story? 3 dudes head into the woods for a weekend and end up targets of some game? I think that was it since you get to play detective piecing things together. The editor couldn't be bothered with that. Trying to find positive? NOPE, there literally isn't anything. Suffice it to say, one of the worst examples of #turkey material to come by in a long time and you best steer clear. #jackmeatsflix.

The movie is boring with REALLY BAD acting and a plot that doesn't make any sense. That's all I can really say about the movie because it really has nothing else to talk about.