Ajouter une intrigue dans votre langueGuan Xiaotong is a rebellious girl. By chance she joined in a bodyguard training center and befriended an arrogant boy and four talented girls. Through the grueling training program, she tra... Tout lireGuan Xiaotong is a rebellious girl. By chance she joined in a bodyguard training center and befriended an arrogant boy and four talented girls. Through the grueling training program, she transformed into a legendary bodyguard.Guan Xiaotong is a rebellious girl. By chance she joined in a bodyguard training center and befriended an arrogant boy and four talented girls. Through the grueling training program, she transformed into a legendary bodyguard.
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🎵You love him, but he loves her, and she loves somebody else, what bother. And So It Goes, till the day you die. This thing called love, gonna make you cry. Seen Firewolf Girl so blue & Panther Pink. One thing's for sure, Love Stinks🎵
And so does this show.
The short review: HG is awful. In ep1 there's a gorgeous shot of the passing clouds in the sky at high-speed. They reflect the sunlight's orange, yellow and gold, beautifully. That shot, and the entire opening credits, are lies. The show is neither beautiful, nor exciting. The brief writeup on IMDb and other places is another lie. It does not follow a terminally ill person who joins a private security force & becomes a kick@$$. There is a terminally ill person, however, once you get to know h/h, you might start to wish for this person's exit. The opening credits make HG appear exciting. That's what kept me hanging on; that and my idiotic tenacity. HG gets more painful as the episodes army-crawl by and it never, ever gets exciting.
A weird virus infects the backstory of HG. One guy dies and it creates a domino effect. Another parent abandons h/h own children in order to raise that guy's orphan, and the trend spreads like a rash. It's witless. For watchers of women, this show does feature HOT bodyguards in Jack boots & skimpy shorts - black & shiny ones to cut-off Daisy Dukes. The title should probably read /Hot Girls/. This bodyguard agency is mostly comprised of gorgeous chicks, with a couple roosters tossed into the coop. For me, that's a hurdle to be overcome. I can't stand looking at women who can tuck in their shirts, wear belts, and look good. It's intimidating. Hot girls aside, don't believe any of the hype. HG is worse than mediocre. It's a hot mess.
Other than learning about gambling stones, which is pretty cool, there's no theme or any meaning to this. It's safe to guess that more than half of viewers will abandon this before ep1 has fully run. The only reason I made it to the end is because the opening and closing sequence show a lot of cool action. At some point it should kick in, right? I've got nothing else going on currently, and my goal has been to finish everything I start (though I've been rethinking that). As of Ep6, the show had only been painful to watch due to substandard plot lines, acting, dialogue... just substandard everything. Unexpectedly, ep6 features something quite interesting; one could even call it educational (however, the storyline is so inane is that you might throw that stone off the balcony before ep7). A man hires bodyguards to protect him while he trades a gambling stone. Gambling stones are bought and sold commodities. According to By Zhang Fangliang, writing for Sixth Tone, it's been going on for a long 🕘. "Speculating on stones has long been a popular method of trading rough jadeite across the China-Myanmar border..." The gamble is on what's inside of them: It could be jadeite worth millions, or it could be virtually worthless. The Supreme Court of China heard a case with allegations of fraud as recently as 2021. The Chinese had shut down the trade in the 40s due to their ban of luxury goods . They opened it back up in the '80s and things resumed almost without a hitch. According to historical records from the Qing dynasty (1644-1911), jadeite traders along the border would speculate on the quality and color of jadeite based on the characteristics of its weathered outer surface.
Then, finally, it happened! IT HAPPENED❗🚨❗ In Ep6 we see them actually fight. It's decent Kung fu: At least a 4.5/10. And the actress actually has some color in her cheeks! Perhaps a little blood lust, too. Then - Augh. Back to bland. Ep7 shows a fight vs bad guys in a boxing gym. It doesn't look like they're keeping their stunt people safe. A couple of those throws look violent. The fighters' speeds are impressive. Albeit, the fight is over something ridiculous, which tarnishes the scene.
Firewolf, Pink Panther, Stinger Bee, White Shark, Devilfish Girl... Their names are adorable. Like a kid's cartoon. They're all little psychologists as well. It's interesting that China will group women protagonists like a chocolate sampler. They like to set out the box of Barbies: you've got the sporty one, the cute one, the shy, the sultry, the perky, the demure... as an aside, they put out some of the best romantic male leads anywhere, just not in this show.
Dilraba. Dilmurat, as Guan Xiaodi (Firewolf Girl/Goddess Of War) has impossibly huge eyes. Those eyes hold a neutral to slightly gloomy gaze throughout the show, unless she's fighting. Then she has an expression of devious, heartfelt glee. Another actress looks like she's from Switzerland. She has big beautiful green eyes, but her looks are destroyed by bleached blonde hair that clashes with her skin tone. Her hair is in a weird puffed up 1950s pony-braid. She's a beautiful woman whom they managed to make look awful. Pink Panther is adorbs in the beginning, but I grew to hate her. She's nonsensical to the point that it hurts.
The worst thing about HG is the writing. The show is one false choice after another. They try to manufacture a couple lifeless romances. That just causes more pain. (How could fire and water get together? I like the other guy who works at the other security agency). The inane plot lends to the feel that these actors got dressed in the dark and are doing a first time cold read thru of the script, which was written by the neighborhood morality enforcer. It even starts slowly. Two-dimensional characters and stiff dialogue are reminiscent of a B-movie but typical of most Chinese modern-day features prior to 2018. Characters are natural in 🇨🇳historical and fantasy features. It's almost like they don't know how a modern-day person should behave. These people don't express emotion. Thankfully, that trend is dying out.
The sets are sterile. They utilize discordant and childish sounds, such as odd chirping when they get online search results. They're walking on the beach in shoes - even junk heels that go 4" into the sand with every step. We see utterly ridiculous health care decisions. There's a false drama over a girl who has a brain tumor but doesn't want to get medical treatment. That's silly. Another character gets brain surgery without the head shaving. The stalker is overdone in a silly conversation that has more heavy breathing than words. The starlet-stalker scenario gets more ridiculous, more strange, and more shocking before it mercifully concludes. There's painfully silly decisions over selling real estate. One girl's obsession with one of the male characters is not quite sane. Viewers don't want to endure this!.
They are an agency that turns on many of their clients to investigate them and hand them over to authorities (there's a winning market strategy. Good luck trying to make money!). There's a see-something-say-something segment where they turn in one of their own clients whom they caught committing fraud. Turning in the evidence anonymously would have been the best way to handle it. They opt for the grand press conference. It's an attempt to manage the population and make see-something-say-something cool. It's only cool when it helps right prevail, not when it helps an authoritative, oppressive ruling class.
It gets worse. The last five episodes are hilarious in their "worst of the 80s" tribute. Firewolf girl can kick six bad guys all at once, but then some middle-aged guy is able to stab her with a piece of glass? Then sad operatic music plays... spare us the manufactured tragedy! There's a running-with-hospital-stretcher-look-down-shot. Drama! (not really). Flashbacks! Too many of them! Flashbacks of the flashbacks! Chinese features typically overdo the flashbacks.
For costumes it's hit-or-miss. There's a few outfits that are stylish. Some of them are unbelievably awkward ~ hooky, even. We have a grandma at an amusement park wearing a cocktail dress suitable for any black tie event. Some sets are pretty, but many look like pop-ups, like they found a vacant room and threw in furniture and slapped random stuff on the walls. It's more sparse, and requires more imagination than live theater. BEWARE! Male bodyguards in cropped pants!!! YEEEEEK! BEWARE! This is black boot abuse!!! Violations are everywhere! Black boots absolutely do not go with everything. There's always a limit, folks.
The only laughs are in the fully infused ineptitude. There is no brain or heart to this show, and it hurts the eyes with regularity. All I can say is: Don't engage. Run away!
QUOTE🗣
People sometimes make decisions in the blink of an eye that will determine whether they spend the rest of their lives crying or laughing.
〰🖍 IMHO
🎬4 🖊〰 3 🎭4.6 💓25 🦋0 🌞false 🎨5 ⚡ 🎵/🔊7 😅 unintended 😭unintended 😱unintended 🤢unintended 🤔 2 💤7 🔚 who cares?
Poli-wagging 6.8. We see a woman who is on the "neighborhood committee". She's in khaki green with a Chinese flag arm band. It's unsettling. The show is loaded with. Moralizing lectures. The Be-a-good-citizen (above your livelihood and friends) message is too much.
Age 12+ however, it's probably detrimental to kids given how fatuous it is.
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🔮🐉- C🇨🇳: Love Between Fairy & Devil 8.9; Douluo Continent 9.4; Handsome Siblings 8.7; Ancient Love Poetry 8.6; Love and Redemption 10
C🇨🇳: Heavenly Sword and Dragon Slaying Saber 9-Kung-fu!; K🇰🇷: K2 8; Private Lives 8.1; Sisyphus 8; Tunnel 8.1; Signal 8.6; The Man From Nowhere 8.9 Black 9; Squid Game 8.4; Kingdom 8.3; Sweet Home 8.4.
And so does this show.
The short review: HG is awful. In ep1 there's a gorgeous shot of the passing clouds in the sky at high-speed. They reflect the sunlight's orange, yellow and gold, beautifully. That shot, and the entire opening credits, are lies. The show is neither beautiful, nor exciting. The brief writeup on IMDb and other places is another lie. It does not follow a terminally ill person who joins a private security force & becomes a kick@$$. There is a terminally ill person, however, once you get to know h/h, you might start to wish for this person's exit. The opening credits make HG appear exciting. That's what kept me hanging on; that and my idiotic tenacity. HG gets more painful as the episodes army-crawl by and it never, ever gets exciting.
A weird virus infects the backstory of HG. One guy dies and it creates a domino effect. Another parent abandons h/h own children in order to raise that guy's orphan, and the trend spreads like a rash. It's witless. For watchers of women, this show does feature HOT bodyguards in Jack boots & skimpy shorts - black & shiny ones to cut-off Daisy Dukes. The title should probably read /Hot Girls/. This bodyguard agency is mostly comprised of gorgeous chicks, with a couple roosters tossed into the coop. For me, that's a hurdle to be overcome. I can't stand looking at women who can tuck in their shirts, wear belts, and look good. It's intimidating. Hot girls aside, don't believe any of the hype. HG is worse than mediocre. It's a hot mess.
Other than learning about gambling stones, which is pretty cool, there's no theme or any meaning to this. It's safe to guess that more than half of viewers will abandon this before ep1 has fully run. The only reason I made it to the end is because the opening and closing sequence show a lot of cool action. At some point it should kick in, right? I've got nothing else going on currently, and my goal has been to finish everything I start (though I've been rethinking that). As of Ep6, the show had only been painful to watch due to substandard plot lines, acting, dialogue... just substandard everything. Unexpectedly, ep6 features something quite interesting; one could even call it educational (however, the storyline is so inane is that you might throw that stone off the balcony before ep7). A man hires bodyguards to protect him while he trades a gambling stone. Gambling stones are bought and sold commodities. According to By Zhang Fangliang, writing for Sixth Tone, it's been going on for a long 🕘. "Speculating on stones has long been a popular method of trading rough jadeite across the China-Myanmar border..." The gamble is on what's inside of them: It could be jadeite worth millions, or it could be virtually worthless. The Supreme Court of China heard a case with allegations of fraud as recently as 2021. The Chinese had shut down the trade in the 40s due to their ban of luxury goods . They opened it back up in the '80s and things resumed almost without a hitch. According to historical records from the Qing dynasty (1644-1911), jadeite traders along the border would speculate on the quality and color of jadeite based on the characteristics of its weathered outer surface.
Then, finally, it happened! IT HAPPENED❗🚨❗ In Ep6 we see them actually fight. It's decent Kung fu: At least a 4.5/10. And the actress actually has some color in her cheeks! Perhaps a little blood lust, too. Then - Augh. Back to bland. Ep7 shows a fight vs bad guys in a boxing gym. It doesn't look like they're keeping their stunt people safe. A couple of those throws look violent. The fighters' speeds are impressive. Albeit, the fight is over something ridiculous, which tarnishes the scene.
Firewolf, Pink Panther, Stinger Bee, White Shark, Devilfish Girl... Their names are adorable. Like a kid's cartoon. They're all little psychologists as well. It's interesting that China will group women protagonists like a chocolate sampler. They like to set out the box of Barbies: you've got the sporty one, the cute one, the shy, the sultry, the perky, the demure... as an aside, they put out some of the best romantic male leads anywhere, just not in this show.
Dilraba. Dilmurat, as Guan Xiaodi (Firewolf Girl/Goddess Of War) has impossibly huge eyes. Those eyes hold a neutral to slightly gloomy gaze throughout the show, unless she's fighting. Then she has an expression of devious, heartfelt glee. Another actress looks like she's from Switzerland. She has big beautiful green eyes, but her looks are destroyed by bleached blonde hair that clashes with her skin tone. Her hair is in a weird puffed up 1950s pony-braid. She's a beautiful woman whom they managed to make look awful. Pink Panther is adorbs in the beginning, but I grew to hate her. She's nonsensical to the point that it hurts.
The worst thing about HG is the writing. The show is one false choice after another. They try to manufacture a couple lifeless romances. That just causes more pain. (How could fire and water get together? I like the other guy who works at the other security agency). The inane plot lends to the feel that these actors got dressed in the dark and are doing a first time cold read thru of the script, which was written by the neighborhood morality enforcer. It even starts slowly. Two-dimensional characters and stiff dialogue are reminiscent of a B-movie but typical of most Chinese modern-day features prior to 2018. Characters are natural in 🇨🇳historical and fantasy features. It's almost like they don't know how a modern-day person should behave. These people don't express emotion. Thankfully, that trend is dying out.
The sets are sterile. They utilize discordant and childish sounds, such as odd chirping when they get online search results. They're walking on the beach in shoes - even junk heels that go 4" into the sand with every step. We see utterly ridiculous health care decisions. There's a false drama over a girl who has a brain tumor but doesn't want to get medical treatment. That's silly. Another character gets brain surgery without the head shaving. The stalker is overdone in a silly conversation that has more heavy breathing than words. The starlet-stalker scenario gets more ridiculous, more strange, and more shocking before it mercifully concludes. There's painfully silly decisions over selling real estate. One girl's obsession with one of the male characters is not quite sane. Viewers don't want to endure this!.
They are an agency that turns on many of their clients to investigate them and hand them over to authorities (there's a winning market strategy. Good luck trying to make money!). There's a see-something-say-something segment where they turn in one of their own clients whom they caught committing fraud. Turning in the evidence anonymously would have been the best way to handle it. They opt for the grand press conference. It's an attempt to manage the population and make see-something-say-something cool. It's only cool when it helps right prevail, not when it helps an authoritative, oppressive ruling class.
It gets worse. The last five episodes are hilarious in their "worst of the 80s" tribute. Firewolf girl can kick six bad guys all at once, but then some middle-aged guy is able to stab her with a piece of glass? Then sad operatic music plays... spare us the manufactured tragedy! There's a running-with-hospital-stretcher-look-down-shot. Drama! (not really). Flashbacks! Too many of them! Flashbacks of the flashbacks! Chinese features typically overdo the flashbacks.
For costumes it's hit-or-miss. There's a few outfits that are stylish. Some of them are unbelievably awkward ~ hooky, even. We have a grandma at an amusement park wearing a cocktail dress suitable for any black tie event. Some sets are pretty, but many look like pop-ups, like they found a vacant room and threw in furniture and slapped random stuff on the walls. It's more sparse, and requires more imagination than live theater. BEWARE! Male bodyguards in cropped pants!!! YEEEEEK! BEWARE! This is black boot abuse!!! Violations are everywhere! Black boots absolutely do not go with everything. There's always a limit, folks.
The only laughs are in the fully infused ineptitude. There is no brain or heart to this show, and it hurts the eyes with regularity. All I can say is: Don't engage. Run away!
QUOTE🗣
People sometimes make decisions in the blink of an eye that will determine whether they spend the rest of their lives crying or laughing.
〰🖍 IMHO
🎬4 🖊〰 3 🎭4.6 💓25 🦋0 🌞false 🎨5 ⚡ 🎵/🔊7 😅 unintended 😭unintended 😱unintended 🤢unintended 🤔 2 💤7 🔚 who cares?
Poli-wagging 6.8. We see a woman who is on the "neighborhood committee". She's in khaki green with a Chinese flag arm band. It's unsettling. The show is loaded with. Moralizing lectures. The Be-a-good-citizen (above your livelihood and friends) message is too much.
Age 12+ however, it's probably detrimental to kids given how fatuous it is.
Re-📺? ⛔
Get in on the action
🔮🐉- C🇨🇳: Love Between Fairy & Devil 8.9; Douluo Continent 9.4; Handsome Siblings 8.7; Ancient Love Poetry 8.6; Love and Redemption 10
C🇨🇳: Heavenly Sword and Dragon Slaying Saber 9-Kung-fu!; K🇰🇷: K2 8; Private Lives 8.1; Sisyphus 8; Tunnel 8.1; Signal 8.6; The Man From Nowhere 8.9 Black 9; Squid Game 8.4; Kingdom 8.3; Sweet Home 8.4.
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