The Ouija Exorcism

Not that I expected anything good but the Ouija Exorcism is possibly the worst film I've seen in 2015. Badly made and filled with the most worn out clichés, there is no climax whatsoever. No tension or suspense. The dialogs are simply tedious and I found myself deadly bored after no more than 20 minutes from the credits. The special effects are discouraging, even the sound. The only merit is perhaps having addressed the mysterious Jewish tradition of exorcism but this (like the whole Ouija theme) is only sketched and looks more like a pretext to show scenes from ordinary people's life... with occasional killing.

Amazing that a movie like this could even be released. I don't know what camera they used to film this but the picture was horribly dark and the sound was terrible. As far as any exorcism goes there was nothing scary or interesting. I generally like low budget horror films but this was next to nothing.The acting was bad although I kind of feel bad for the actors who probably knew they were making crap.Seriously, these type of films give horror films a bad name. I can't get over the awful camera work. I wonder if someone shot this on an i phone or a cheap camcorder. Avoid at all costs. Go watch The Exorcist if you want to see a great demon film!

Ignoring the cretinous and obvious 'shill review' here asking that the actors get Oscars (if they're being 'ironic', they failed badly), I can agree with most reviews here that this is a pretty dire film. I can agree with the shill that 'The Academy' should indeed recognise this film if only to make sure that all involved, cast and crew at ALL levels of this steaming pile of horse manure are never allowed near a film set, word processor or production studio again until they die. From what is a reasonable premise the film rapidly descends into utter nonsense, and dreadfully poorly acted and scripted nonsense at that. All in all a hideous mess. If you're looking for Halloween scares you won't find them here.

This film begins with three children playing with a Ouija board inside a tent when their father interrupts to inform the lone girl that her parents want her to return home for the night. Not long after she leaves, something dreadful occurs in that house, resulting in the entire family being killed, leaving only one of the children alive. The scene then shifts a couple of decades later, with the child now grown into an adult and changing his name to "Joe" (Ben Morrison) due to a serious family issue involving his father that happened many years ago. As it turns out, Joe is now the father of a teenage boy named "Noah" (Michael Palladino), and the two of them are driving to see Joe's father, who is dying from cancer. Immediately after the funeral, Joe meets his childhood friend "Beverly" (Laura Kirchner), who hasn't seen him since the night they played with a Ouija board. Considering that the two had a crush on one another, they are delighted to see each other again, so much so that Beverly invites both Joe and Noah to spend some time with her and her husband, "Geoff" (Branden Smith), at a cabin in the woods. Initially, Joe declines; however, after talking with Noah, he changes his mind and drives out to meet them there anyway. What Joe doesn't realize, however, is that Noah discovered that same Ouija board while visiting Joe's father and brought it with him to the cabin, and things quickly change for the worse afterward. Now, rather than reveal any more, I will say that this film started off relatively slow and remained that way until it completely collapsed at the very end. Additionally, although the acting was okay, there wasn't enough action or suspense to make the horror worthwhile. Everything seemed rather dull and listless. That being said, while I don't consider this to be a terribly bad movie necessarily, truth be told, I wasn't overly impressed with it, and I have rated it accordingly.

Don't be fooled by the title, this is in no way a horror. It's basically footage of several people bickering about suburban life while occasionally mentioning ouija. The only slight horror is repetitive "waking up with nightmare" cliché and the rest is a completely atrocious soap opera.

In a very agonizing story filled with tedious moment, one after another, audience will be introduced to series of barren characters. Everything is flawed, the visual lacks consistent lighting, audio is plagued with echoes and dialogues are entirely tiresome. The so called horror is so little, it's virtually three to five minutes of random noises and people trying to photobomb the scenes.

At a point I stopped and reflected, "What am I doing with my life?" It's so dull, it depressed me. Hence, the two stars instead of one.