She Kills

This has to be the worst movie ever made in English.

I sat down to watch the 2016 movie "She Kills" with the expectation of it being an homage to the Grindhouse movies, and even IMDb have the movie listed as an Action/Horror movie. Well, it should be labelled as a spoof actually.

I managed to endure about 30 minutes of pure torment that is known as "She Kills", then I was ready to claw my eyes out. Not only was the movie having an amazingly boring storyline, but it was also brandishing amateurish acting that was dubious at best.

Sure, I get that the movie was intended to be this way, with questionable acting and having a dubious storyline, as a part of it being a tribute to the old exploitation and Grindhouse movies. But "She Kills" just failed to pull off the spoof in an enjoyable manner. And for me, it ended up being a catastrophic eyesore of a movie.

The dialogue was as heinous and cringeworthy as the acting was. And the things that took place on the screen was just uncomfortable to witness.

I am sure that there is an audience out there for a movie such as "She Kills"; I just wasn't part of that audience.

This is without a doubt one of the worst ranking movies I have ever stumbled upon. I was not entertained the least from what I suffered through those 30 minutes, give or take, nor were I enjoying anything that transpired on the screen.

My rating of "She Kills" is a generous one out of ten stars, simply because I cannot give it any lower rating than that. This was a total swing and a miss from writer and director Ron Bonk. And I can in all honesty say that I am not ever going to return to watch the rest of this movie.

I'm gonna be absolutely honest here. I only watched 15 minutes of this. It is some of the most ridiculous acting I have come across in a really long time. When I started it and realized that it was going to be rough, I allowed it the 15 minutes to at least give it a chance. I just couldn't do it. I've seen 3 year old kids act better than this. This is supposed to be a rape revenge film but I've seen chihuahua's rape stuffed animals more viciously than this!

I have absolutely no idea how this has a 6.3 rating. I hate when I read reviews that talk about fake scores but this film is one of the first films that I've come across and can honestly say that folks have been REALLY, REALLY, REALLY generous with their ratings.

If you want to take your chances on it, by all means, do so. If you do start it, you are a real trooper if you can make it past 15 minutes in. You've been warned!!

This movie is clearly a satire on the grindhouse genre. It has a lot of clever parts to it and I really wanted it to turn out better than it did. The problem is not in the ideas, but it is in the consistent execution. I like the over-the-top dramatic acting, except sometiimes the characters aren't over-the-top. I like the laughs from the "poor editiing." These remind me of old Benny Hill sketches with poor editing. These laughs come occasionally and are the best part. A lot of the other laughs aren't very funny. They are just gross or they are just stupid people saying stupid things.

I'm glad I watched this one, but I would never watch it again.

Ron Bonk's story is a hilarious ride into insanity, and sexuality. "She Kills" takes all the character flaws that fans of cult cinema celebrate in the b-movie genre, mixes it with a heavy dose of campy tasteless fun, and pops out an unhealthy amount of fun, tacky, gory awesomeness. Honestly I think this may very well be the first time I have seen camp and trash cinema from a straight man's point of view. Normally John Waters' movies, and the few new indie directors in the LGBT community are the ones who bring these awesome blends of style, and humor together in such an over-the-top way-and make it work. I laughed a lot while watching this movie. Everything is so visual, spoofy, and insane. Ron Bonk "goes there" in his play on the whole "revenge kill", grindhouse genre.

The special effects in "She Kills" are cheap, practical effects that are obviously cheap, but the way that they are used it doesn't matter. They are meant to be seen as cheap, practical, gory, and gross. The special effects, music, and cinematography style that Bonk goes with in this cult cinema comedy are all meant to be exactly what you see on screen, and it is all just fun, cheeky, entertaining madness. Overall "She Kills" is a great indie flick for the spoof, grindhouse/trash cinema fans who really dig the cheap and tacky stuff. It is a film that I will have on my shelf and watch over and over. Now this is not gonna appeal to the straight laced, serious grindhouse, revenge cult cinema movie goer, because everything is just so over-the-top, and yes you can even say - "shticky". Still I feel everyone should check out "She Kills" out. It will make you laugh, gag, and above all else you will be entertained.