Mia and the Dragon Princess

Ridiculous game. Loved it. Laughed my arse off. Short and sweet.

This is a world that kinda defies description. A combination of the Goonies and the matrix. Everyone seems to know Kung Fu and that's fine with me.

Some really well choreographed action scenes, too. Really well performed.

I need more characters to be able to post this so you get the middle button of my autosuggest. Are you in the office today and I can do it for you and I can do it for you and I can do it for you to get a new one for the first time I have a few things to do with the job and I can do it for you to get a new one.

I really tried to watch it all, I'm not lying!

The acting was pretty unconvincing, the story was told in a somewhat confusing way and had plenty of holes, way too many for me.

I caught myself checking my emails more than once, and decided I had enough at the bar scene. You will know when you see it.

That was the point when I decided I had had enough and believe me, to abandon a movie before it ends isn't something I do lightly, or often at all!

When things stop making sense and you get the distinctive impression that no one has quite understood what is going on (including cast, director and everyone else), well... what do you do?