- Johnny Wentworth: You're not remotely disturbed by the fact that I just hit this guy with my car at 60 miles an hour, he survived, looked like a zombie, then shat his guts out, glowing green radioactive shit, in case you guys missed that part, before plopping over and dropping dead?
- Michelle Kester, Howard: No.
- Michelle Kester: I can't believe you like our coffee.
- Officer Rogers: Ah, I don't, really. It just...
- [farts]
- Officer Rogers: keeps me regular.
- Michelle Kester: Great work, guys. Let's get out of here.
- Johnny Wentworth: We can't just leave him in the middle of the road.
- Michelle Kester: He's an ex-con who literally just shat himself to death.
- Howard: I'm with Michelle on this one.
- Johnny Wentworth: Am I seeing what I think I'm seeing?
- Michelle Kester: This can't be.
- Howard: The donuts are alive and mutated into...
- Johnny Wentworth: Killer donuts.
- Michelle Kester: I think my brain just melted.
- Howard: Thank God you have such few customers.
- Conrad: Wise ass, huh?
- Michelle Kester: Little bit.
- Conrad: Maybe you just have the hots for me, and you want a taste.
- Michelle Kester: I just threw up in my mouth.