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The only reason I didn't switch off in agony after two minutes was a weird sense of masochism; I kind of wanted to see whether it could get any worse. So I sat on in disbelieving horror as the four poor saps whose agents somehow convinced them to star in this train wreck committed hara-kiri on their own careers. The plot, the script, the acting, the premise, the "gags" (there aren't any), even the laughter track: every single aspect of this show is utterly amateurish and hugely embarrassing to watch. In fairness to the actors, they have so little to work with that it's difficult to imagine anyone managing to do much better. You can see that, inside, they are writhing with shame. No one can turn in a reasonable performance under those conditions. I feel most sorry for the ones playing "Tommy" and "Anna" as they do appear to have a modicum of comedic talent. Unfortunately, after this stinker, it's hard to see how they will ever be given another chance.

I've never written a review on here before, and I'm not going to make this a long one either.

Notice how the only (and very few) positive reviews are all from accounts with no other activity whatsoever? Yeah, that has a reason.

This show is genuinely bad. It is honest to god, the worst bit of television I have ever seen. Another reviewer wrote that they've had more laughs watching WW2 documentaries, and they're not even wrong.

I get that taste is subjective, and that's why I usually don't bother with reviews. Everyone likes what they like and that's perfectly fine. But this. This is the one time I will say something is unequivocally and objectively terrible. The acting, the jokes, the "writing". Nothing about it works. At all. On even the most basic level.

I don't know who signed off on this. I don't know how this ever got made. I don't know why anyone would put themselves through the horror of watching this.

Personally, I'd rather jab my eyes out and wait for the world to end than ever watch a single second of this nightmare again.

God knows we deserve it if this is what we're doing with the place.

Once upon a time on a cold November morning I turned on my TV and started watching Comedy Central. Little did I know that what I would see next would make me doubt humanity so much. This show is awful. No way around it. I started watching halfway through s01e08 and was shocked by the horrible writing, terrible acting, complete lack of originality, and the predictability. Every 'joke' felt forced and the show as a whole was just a combination of worn out clichés.

When checking IMDb to see if my opinion was shared by more (which thankfully it is), I also found that the episode I saw was in fact the highest rated one of all with a rating of 6/10! Maybe most people already gave up on the show by then but if it's any indication for the rest of the episodes I'm going to avoid those like the plague.

Summary: worst show I've ever had the misfortune to watch.

Wooden acting, stilted dialogue, pathetic storyline, no laughs ( apart from the canned laughter). Big disappointment, won't be watching again. This has to be one of the worst so-called comedy programmes I've seen in ages. The premise is weak, the characters are not plausible. I can find no redeeming features of this programme at all. I have to waffle on for ten lines to hit the minimum review for this, but there's so little more I can say about it. Three lines to go! Well, if you want to live longer, watch this. Time goes at half speed because you are just wishing it would finish! Just like you are probably wishing this review would finish. One more line to fill. I'm stumped. I can't think of any more to say.

Might be the worst pilot 'sitcom' I have ever witnessed.

Spare yourself the time to enjoy a nice bubble bath or even go around the park picking up dog doo... Either one you choose will be more enjoyable than this Garbage.

Who ever gave this show the green light needs to be fired. The cast need to go back to working at Starbucks. And the writer needs to go back to college.

Not going to waste any more time with this review. The pilot was truly horrendous. Wooden. Terrible writing, 'acting'. Everything. Avoid at all costs.