You Want To Know What's Not Imaginary? The Loss of Two Hours of Your Life. One of the Worst Movies of 2024. Another Dizzyingly Dumb Daytime Drama from Blumhouse
Okay. Bear with me here.
If you love "horror" movies where a child all by her lonesome descends stairs into a dark and dirty cellar where creepy noises emanate from, why, oh who cares if no kid would ever do this in like, ever.
If you get creeped out by a Swifty taking a selfie and in the background of that photo, yikes! Lookout! There's some old lady neighbor photobombing, and she's got to be at least in her sixties!
Terrifying!
The acting and writing are tiresome and totally unbelievable. Not only do they not seem like a family, they don't even seem like they know each other at all.
And lastly, if sitting in on child psychology sessions is your bag, get ready to fill that bag full with this film.
This movie should be Teddy Ruxspin spinning out of control.
That's what we're all here for.
But it's not. And never is.
The entire movies plods along at a 3 until the end.
The end is just okay.
Influences of the art of M. C. Escher and much better 1990's horror flicks.
And Betty Buckley. She's always great. But here there's no eight, and she's just not enough.
Not to save this.
That makes this movie a tad more bearable at 4 stars.
If you love "horror" movies where a child all by her lonesome descends stairs into a dark and dirty cellar where creepy noises emanate from, why, oh who cares if no kid would ever do this in like, ever.
If you get creeped out by a Swifty taking a selfie and in the background of that photo, yikes! Lookout! There's some old lady neighbor photobombing, and she's got to be at least in her sixties!
Terrifying!
The acting and writing are tiresome and totally unbelievable. Not only do they not seem like a family, they don't even seem like they know each other at all.
And lastly, if sitting in on child psychology sessions is your bag, get ready to fill that bag full with this film.
This movie should be Teddy Ruxspin spinning out of control.
That's what we're all here for.
But it's not. And never is.
The entire movies plods along at a 3 until the end.
The end is just okay.
Influences of the art of M. C. Escher and much better 1990's horror flicks.
And Betty Buckley. She's always great. But here there's no eight, and she's just not enough.
Not to save this.
That makes this movie a tad more bearable at 4 stars.
- RightOnDaddio
- 8 mars 2024