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Some days I absolutely hate the fact that I decided to watch every messed up movie that has ever been made. Because of days like today where you watch a movie like "Diary Of A Necro Piggy" that's absolutely devoid of anything resembling entertainment value. It's more of endurance test than anything. And trust me it'll test your endurance more than just how much you can stomach watching, but from how bored you are watching this trash!

Filthina Pig Is the sole star of this. And he really puts his body through the wringer here. With an act similar to "White Gardenia" except more sexualized and with crappy fake props. It's just an excuse to see some idiot mutilate himself and shove things up his anus till you fall asleep from the repetitive boredom.

Hard pass on this one.

You would think after years of Directing "movies" that a director would only get better at their craft. That they would take their trials and tribulations from their experiences and grow as a filmmaker. Unfortunately Samhel is not one of those directors. He has actually went the complete opposite direction. Honestly everything he makes is just getting worse! And "Now They Experience It All The Time" is great example of how trash Samhel's films have been, currently are, and how much worse they're eventually gonna get. This just like the last film i saw is absolutely directionless garbage! He can't even keep continuity between scenes that are less than a min apart. For instance in one scene the main chick cuts off her tongue. In the very next scene you see her lick her fingers so she can rub one out. Yes you read that correctly, "lick her fingers". I know I'm nitpicking here but when you have a movie this void of story or anything happening that's basically a little more than a glamorized fetish porn shoot, little things like this stand out. I wish I can say more but honestly nothing and I do mean nothing happens here.

Samhel stop making movies please!

Reality Killers is like that one pseudo snuff scene in the movie "8MM" yet it stretched out here for a little over an hour. And what unbearably unwatchable time this movie really is!

This movie plays of sorts as anthology of either hand camera or CC style videos. None of the stories are particularly engaging. There's also a sort of "8MM" inspired fat gimp mask guy ala "Machine" thats kinda in here as Crypt Keeper type figure that seems to be here more for cutting to the next story than saying or actually doing anything significant. It's all quite uninspired.

Like I said before this is basically that one scene, just milked for way too long and shot with a hell of a lot less talent behind the camera. Most of what's going on is barely visible either due to poor lighting or overly choppy editing. And the little that can be seen is not worth wasting your time watching this crap!