realityinmind

I don't know when imdB started allowing Youtube videos to have their own imdB page, but I guess they allow it now. This "short" is just a Youtube video by a user named "George the Giant Slayer" in which he tries to tie the most recent South Park episode "Into The Panderverse" to the Rachel Zegler Snow White movie. Unfortunately he does a horrible job of tying the two together, especially considering South Park didn't really focus on Rachel Zegler or Snow White during that episode. This video is honestly just some alarmist opinion by someone who is trying to profit off of the anti-Snow White hype. It is 9 minutes long and not really that good of a video, in my opinion.

Those three words describe this perfectly. This movie thinks it is telling the most amazing story ever told by characters that are showcasing the best acting skills you have ever seen. At first you think you are watching a horror movie that is a mishmash of four other movies that already have multiple sequels in which this story has been played out beyond belief. But then we get a very quick glimpse into a lovestory between two people that would never be together in real life. I can't get over the two main characters... a chubby, older male that lacks bravery and begs his woman to not leave him alone when he is injured, and a younger model-esque woman with huge lips and an engorged chest who says multiple times that her only reason for living is to be with her man, who is her "fiance". Why not make them married, especially since they are having a baby. Thats just one of the many minor mistakes that make this movie so offputting. I mean, there are major mistakes too, but all the minor mistakes make it completely unbelievable. I also noticed that the couple in the diner consists of an older man and a model-esque partner that is 20 years his junior, two people that do not look like they would be in a real relationship together. All of this is very telling of the personality of the director.

What is the point of the man in the black car with sharp teeth? You could remove him from the movie and it wouldn't matter. They are trapped in a timeloop-like plot where they can't leave the stretch of road, so his presence matters not. They are trapped regardless of him scaring everyone with magic.

The last 10 minutes of this movie is unbearable. The dialog is absolutely atrocious. And still we are left without any real resolution. I don't know who greenlit this but I'm gonna guess they regret it big time.

Every single time the main character, who happens to be an overweight, half-naked, neck-beard-having, trash hippie with a giant turtle, is put into a situation in which he is about to get captured, the camera cuts away and all of a sudden dude has escaped and nobody sees him. At one point he was on a train with no exit and the feds were approaching him, and all of a sudden he just disappeared and escaped with no problem. This is absolutely horrible lazy writing. If the guy knows magic and can teleport any time he is in a tough situation where he is about to be captured, then what reason do we have to have a vested interest in his safety? What about when he was upside down in a wrecked car with a pipe stuck in his stomach, and two seconds later he is running down the street with no problem and nobody saw how he escaped! How is this overweight guy dressed in a Hawaiian shirt carrying a giant turtle seriously able to allude everyone??