Friends Effing Friends Effing Friends

... except good writing, an engaging story, and people who can act. I have to admit, though, that I did laugh out loud a couple of times, but it was at the cringe worthy writing, and grade school acting. In short, it was a porn movie, without the porn.

The direction is ok, the acting is sub par and it makes the script sound worse than it is. The women look great ---if you're going to have a character cry for a portion of the film, it should be convincing and the problem should be worth crying about. "Fake" crying is always thoroughly annoying. I was able to finish the film...good luck to all involved: I have a funny feeling there's more to come from y'all.

FRIENDS is a witty, clever, and ribald take on modern relationships. The film's characters situations are realistic, the situations utterly relatable….and the sex scenes are hot, to boot. If Woody Allen was making a sex and relationship charged indie film in 2017, FRIENDS EFFING FRIENDS is what he's make. Recommended!

This production is chock full of all the porn quality acting and plot points one could hope for, without any of those annoying porn quality sex scenes.

Technically, the women in the film acted well above the quality of the parts they were given, while the two male leads fell squarely within the limitations and poor quality of the characters they played.

It's almost as if the two men had written this film themselves, based purely on their lackluster sex lives, and misinformed fantasies of what real relationships consist of.

If you choose to watch it, keep the remote handy, because the impulse will fade almost immediately.

Avoid at all costs. It is terrible. Unrealistic script and dialogue, bad acting and characterizations, and just all around bad filmmaking. A lot of telling not showing, too. The main character is especially grating. Watch it for half an hour to learn how NOT to make a movie. Then go and do the opposite.