The Real Housewives of Melbourne

Janet Roach has the worst fake tan and totally opposite coloured makeup in every single episode.

Have a look at the hands season 5 Episode 3.

Who steps out looking like that.

Melbourne is a City with a lot of diversification, people of all different backgrounds. But as usual, Melbourne media only want to support Caucasian women.

What an absolute disgrace.

The Real Housewives of Melbourne is the best. I have watched many of the other shows from the franchise - Beverley Hills, Aukland, Sydney, South Africa, Cheshire and Salt Lake to name but a few.

It has a lot of heart and a lot of heat, in spades. The delusional attitudes of some, the shocking behaviour of others. The over the top parties, the "girls trips abroad" and dinner parties are simply fantastic reality TV gold!

You can watch it once and be on one person side, and watch it a year later and have a completely different opinion. Re-watchability value? 10/10.

It has some of the best one liners, put downs and camp silliness.

Trust me.

Well, I just finished binge-watching the entire season and I found it quite addicting. It was fun to see them going from one fabulous setting to another and, while their outfits were often "over the top", they were fun to see. I also think that all women were far more real and down to earth than any Housewives in the US shows.

This is the way the original Housewives franchises were, full of glitz and silly quarrels - now we've got marginal women at best, obnoxious behaviors and sordid story lines. After all, these shows are not to be taken seriously - it's all for entertainment.

I hope it comes back for a second season ... if not, I wish each woman the very best luck.

This version of supposedly "real" housewives of everywhere is as bad as the rest of the series!

I really don't know why people don't realize these shows are cheap to produce and can be canceled at very short notice if the ratings aren't good enough! There is NOTHING real about these people! I don't know anyone in Australia who plasters on makeup and has to get a fake tan especially people with money!! Not to forget their outfits look like disco balls!

I won't even mention the ridiculous fake stories they are trying to sell us as "real" or the discourse between these pretend people!

Until people stop watching garbage like this quality shows will be far and few between!!