Dorchester's Revenge: The Return of Crinoline Head

First of all THIS MOVIE IS UTTERLY COMPLETE TRASH AND GARBAGE LIKE WHY ANYBODY WANT TO WATCH THIS MOVIE???? I know it is their opinion but like why ????🤢 the kills were stupid the plot was half interesting the ending was ok Plot 5/10 Kills 1/10 Characters 4/ 10 Script 2/10 Gore 8/10 ( I don't really like the gore that's just how much there is) Now don't get me wrong as you can see my name I love horror movies just not this one It's just stupid and obnoxious don't waste your please (Unless you like watching garbage) Now I'm sorry to anyone who loves this movie but I just hate this movie. It is just stupid.

The worst "slasher" that i'm see in my life. Painfull!!!! This shuld be filming in 60 minutes. Not, FXS, too slow. Poor acting like a B tape. Not funny or bizarre. Two locations. There's nothing similar like 80s movies. This Is crap.

I have been trying to find the right words to describe this complete POS (other than it was a complete POS) and words are failing me.

But I will try...

Every aspect of the film, with the exception of the opening credits which were designed fairly professionally, was amateur.

Uwe Boll gets a rap as being the worst film maker today and I have to instead say his films are fantastic compared to the career worth of crap Tommy Faircloth has been involved with. Look at his page here. Every film is pretty much the same story.

Acting-wise, "Horror vet" Rochon was terrible (there is a reason why she has never quite "made it" in the biz); and while some of the younger actors showed a smidgen of promise, that was soon swept away by gratuitous over acting.

While not a spoiler I will say there was not one shot not filmed in natural light. This tells me no budget for pro lighting! Honestly, a HS student's film project could have been shot exactly the same way this was and more than likely been more entertaining!

Popcorn horror movie half decent.. But not for children.

Vick B.

Having known about the first film, I already knew this was a tongue-in-cheek horror comedy. I really enjoyed it a lot. Solid production and considering this was an indie film, I realize they probably had no money shooting this. Debbie Rochon was amazing and all the young cast was HOT! Especially Lizzie Mears...love a red head. I recommend checking out the first one called "Crinoline Head" also. Totally 80s and amazing. Some will like it and some will hate it. But for the average viewer, if you enjoy fun movies you can watch while drinking with you friends, then this is it. And don't squat in the woods!!