Mouseboat Massacre

When I sat down to watch the 2025 slasher horror movie "Mouseboat Massacre", I have to say that I had zero expectations to the movie, and I figured I would be in for another ridiculous horror movie that cashes in on old cartoon nostalgia. But since it was a movie that I hadn't already seen, of course I opted to give the movie a fair chance.

Writer Harry Boxley didn't exactly conjure up a particularly thrilling or entertaining script for the movie. It was a rather bland and generic horror experience. The script had way too much focus on sexual contents, which just made the whole movie far more cringeworthy than I ought to be.

I was not familiar with a single actor or actress on the cast list. And that was actually something that spoke in favor of the movie, as I do enjoy watching new and unfamiliar talents on the screen. The acting performances in the movie were adequate, though don't get your hopes up for anything grand.

At least there was a bit of brutality and blood in the movie to help keep the otherwise bland storyline somewhat afloat. However, it wasn't exactly enough to make up for the lack of a properly entertaining storyline.

Should you enjoy horror movies, then "Mouseboat Massacre" is definitely not a movie that I would suggest you rush out to get to watch. I will say that "Mouseboat Massacre" is as terrible as you would assume from the title and synopsis alone.

My rating of director Andrea M. Catinella's 2025 movie "Mouseboat Massacre" lands on a generous two out of ten stars.

Here is the thing: if you had had a great idea for a horror film that involves a well known, copyrighted character and you just had to get that one our because you had such an amazing script, then there would have been nothing really to stop going through with it, because there are a million ways around that copyright. That for example freddy's wonderland. Anybody wanna tell me that is is not five nights at freddys? And then again someone out there wanna tell me that five nights at freddys is not ACTUALLY chucky cheese without the copyright/trademark???

So the fact alone that they waited until it was public domain already shows that this is nothing but a cheap cash grab.

Thats so incredibly lazy, it makes the asylum look like A-24 in comparison.

This film is downright awful and disgusting. It's the kind of movie you should skip entirely. I honestly don't understand how movies like this still get made. There's no real plot - just a mouse-faced killer slicing up people for shock value. It's not creepy, it's just sick and lazy. It reminded me of the "Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey" type of garbage that somehow keeps getting sequels instead of being shut down completely. Once again, we get endless abuse toward women and men like that's supposed to be entertainment. I give it a 1 out of 10 - and if I could rate it lower, I absolutely would.