Shark Exorcist

How many girls in bikinis were in this movie? If you decide to watch this movie, I dare you to count how much cleavage and sensual moments are in the movie. The audio is terrible, the soundtrack is horrible, the blood looks like ketchup and the acting is atrocious. The only reason you should watch this is if you want to watch hot women in bikinis being eaten by sharks made out of bad CGI. The CGI is even worse than the special effects from Jurassic Shark. Don't watch this movie, at all, if you don't like bad CGI and don't watch it if you're looking for a movie with good story and decent to good acting. 1.3/10, the previous efforts from the director of this aren't that good either.

Nonsensical plot. Terrible sound design. Characters that come and go as they please. This movie is an absolute travesty. This are no redeeming qualities to this film.

The movie starts with a nun who kills someone and then calls satan to use them as her revenge. Then it cuts to a year later and a shark attacks some girls. One of them becomes a shark and then the director gets bored and starts making an entirely different film.

I think that I actually entered hell whilst watching this movie. There is so much wasted time on scenes that don't make any sense. The end of the main plot (shark posesses girl) happens 20 minutes before the end of the film. In the final 20 minutes, you will be sent to the chaos realm where nothing matters and you wish for death. Three seperate sets of new characters are introduced at this point. You were thinking that you would get a conclusion to the story? Well joke's on you: time for more screwing around.

There is not enough alcohol in the known universe to be able to get you through this movie.

Don't watch it. Not even as a gag.

This film is like a ghastly tumour that surprises you on the bog, only to suddenly start speaking to you incoherently. Would not recommend.

Wild Eye Releasing is probably the Dingo Pictures of Live-Action Movies, because after making terrible after terrible movie, somehow they managed to keep lowering the bar, to the point that their movies are a disgrace to indie filmaking.

After watching The Amazing Bulk, I never thought that something will top it as the worst movie ever, but somehow this piece of sh*t, manages to beat The Amazing Bulk in every single level of awful, to the point that is impossible that someone made a movie this bad.

Every word I can describe Shark Excorcist is negative: There is basically no story, he dialogue is dumb, the movie doesn't have a structure, some scenes don't add anything, the acting is terrible, the camera work is beyond unprofessional, the sound work is awful, the soundtrack is sh*t, there are basically no characters, the CGI is atrocious, the editing is bad, EVERYTHING IS SO DAMN WRONG.

There's nothing good to save about this movie, it's not even one of those movies that are so bad they're good, this one is so bad that is just BAD.

This one of those that I will give a 0/10, because it isn't a movie, but since IMDb doesn't have a 0 rating, there you go 1/10.

Worst Movie I have seen so far.

SHARK EXORCIST is another bandwagon-jumping monster flick. It seems B-movie film-makers these days have realised that anything involving a shark sells well, so you get films about robot sharks, giant sharks, ghost sharks, you name it. The premise for this one is quite literally JAWS meets THE EXORCIST, but if you're looking for a genuine B-movie then you've come to the wrong place.

This is a homemade movie, and the most expensive thing about the film is the camera - this admittedly looks great in high definition. It's unfortunate, then, that's there's no real film or story here, just a bunch of scenes involving young women wandering around in bikinis and showing off their tanned bodies. The action plot incidents that make up the story occupy about five minutes of screen time tops and the rest is just padding.

There's no nudity or gore, so this really does fail as an exploitation movie. The shark scenes involve just a few snippets of CGI which is neither here nor there. Unsurprisingly the acting from the young female cast is dreadful and quite embarrassing for the viewer to sit through. The nadir of the film is when the characters attend a fairground and wander around for ten minutes doing nothing. And once the credits roll you get not one but two tacked-on scenes of more aimless wandering just to pad out the running time. SHARK EXORCIST is a film that makes SHARKNADO look like CITIZEN KANE.