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Michael Douglas and Diane Keaton in C'est pas si simple (2014)

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C'est pas si simple

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  • Oren Little: And when you sing "Cry Me a River," it doesn't have to be the whole river.
  • Ray: Mummy, the doggy and the bear are dancing.
  • Caleb: Like you and daddy.
  • [the dog is humping the teddy bear]
  • Oren Little: I slept with Leah.
  • Claire: Whoa. You did mess up.
  • Oren Little: Well, the sex was actually pretty good, but...
  • Claire: ...but you left immediately after. Right?
  • Oren Little: How'd you know that?
  • Claire: You think you invented men being assholes?
  • Oren Little: Wanna watch some TV?
  • Sarah: Sure.
  • Oren Little: I don't watch animation, MTV, BRAVO, Oprah, reruns or sitcoms. What do you wanna watch?
  • Sarah: Can we watch "Duck Dynasty"?
  • Oren Little: What station is it on?
  • Sarah: A&E.
  • Oren Little: Sure.
  • Oren Little: You have a beautiful voice, particularly when you make it all the way through a song.
  • Oren Little: You see that's what happens when you have sex.
  • Oren Little: So, where are you all from?
  • Selena: Texas.
  • Oren Little: I have a list of 40 states I try to avoid. Texas is number 7.
  • Oren Little: [Oren leaving Claire] "You know, I once heard someone say that every hello is just a goodbye waiting to happen."
  • Oren Little: Why does cancer kill good people? And you're still alive.
  • Claire: Oren is different from you and me.
  • Ted: Well, for me grandma, two of you are peas in a pod.
  • Claire: Blow me. I love you like family.
  • [Ted laughs]
  • Oren Little: [picks up a picture frame] This looks like a Eugene.
  • Leah: And what does a Eugene look like?
  • Oren Little: Like someone who loved you.
  • Ted: This is Mario Reyes. He won the Cy Young last year. We just got him as a free agent from the Rangers.
  • Claire: So, he's not a gardener?
  • Ted: He just signed a 175 million dollar contract with the Mets.
  • Claire: [to Mario] Would you like another donut?
  • Leah: On a personal level, I consider you a disgusting pig.
  • Oren Little: Guess that's a step up from being an asshole.
  • Oren Little: I might have found somebody else who likes me, so you can die now.
  • Claire: Who in God's name would be that stupid?
  • Oren Little: My granddaughter.
  • Leah: I'm a wanna-be lounge singer...
  • Oren Little: ...with a shark for an agent.
  • Leah: No, it's ridiculous. I'm 65, ugh!
  • Oren Little: I've sold houses older than you, alright, and in a lot worse condition.
  • Leah: That makes me feel good.
  • Oren Little: What are you doing here?
  • Luke Little: I don't know, I thought I should check in every death or ten years, whichever comes first.
  • Oren Little: Would you like to do this
  • [sandwich]
  • Oren Little: yourself?
  • Sarah: Only if you do it wrong.
  • Oren Little: Don't give the dog human food. It teaches them how to beg.
  • Sarah: You gave him mayonnaise bread.
  • Oren Little: No, I didn't.
  • Sarah: I saw you.
  • Oren Little: You're gonna make someone a great wife someday.
  • Luke Little: Heroin's an ugly drug that gave me a beautiful girl.
  • [first lines]
  • Oren Little: [hikes up the hill in the cemetery talking to himself] You should get a discount if you die visiting your beloved. I don't know why you picked the hilltop. Not exactly like you can take in the view.
  • Oren Little: Anyway... Happy Birthday Sarah.
  • [places flowers]
  • Claire: What's the matter?
  • Oren Little: I messed up. I need a woman's perspective -and you're the closest thing too it.
  • Claire: You always could charm me.
  • Waitress: Mam, there's no smoking in here.
  • Claire: Good, you're too young to smoke.

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