Sabrina: Secrets of a Teenage Witch

Say what you will about the Sabrina trilogy from DIC entertainment, at least they knew how Sabrina worked for their favor, despite Sabrina's Secret Life being disappointing.

This on the other hand is not only the worst cartoon of 2013 but it's the final nail in the coffin of The Hub.

To start off with, the show offers nothing but to be a complete mockery of the Sabrina trilogy from DIC entertainment, instead of the fun loving nature of the beloved teenage witch I know and love, she has been replaced with a cardboard version of Sabrina.

How are the rest of the characters? Cardboard cut-outs too, Salem is no longer the same as he used to in both STAS and SSL, the aunts are worse then the ones in Sabrina's Secret Life and nothing can be considered funny or scary in the slightest in this mockery.

What made Sabrina so much fun to me is how she'd introduce me to being the scariest cartoon villain while being funny at the same time, this show decided "Nope" and made this into an imposter Sabrina cartoon.

The stories? Near non-existent, but if there was one thing this show got right is the magic, but that's about it, even the most desperate Sabrina fans would struggle to enjoy this mockery.

How are the artwork and animation? All of it is terrible, the artwork is some of the worst I have ever seen, the characters have no interesting design to them, the set designs are awful to look at and the colors are bland, the animation is horrible, characters move stiffly and lip syncs seem to be off.

The voice acting? Never that better then everything else, not only did DIC done a much better job than this show, but this show did a horrendous job at it's voice acting as they remind me of the Bratz TV series from 2005 and that can't be good.

In closing, Sabrina Secrets Of A Teenage Witch will now be competing with both Big Mouth and T. U. F. F. Puppy for the worst cartoon of the 2010s for being the worst cartoon of 2013, it's nothing more than a complete mockery as there is literally nothing enjoyable about it, not only that but it was the final nail in the coffin of The Hub, maybe it would have been better to do a remake of the 1999 series instead of make this mockery, I loved the 1996 show, I loved the 1999 cartoon, but I'm sorry, I would rather put a drill to my temple while watching My Life As A Teenage Robot then sit through this monstority a second time.

Final score: 0 out of 5 stars = 0%

I will say the animation is.. odd to say the least, but I never disliked it. It just takes some getting used to. The characters are quite wholesome and enjoyable to watch. The voice acting is pretty average for a kids show besides for random pauses. The show is so much more magical and enchanted than the other Sabrina series. I watched this 5 years ago and going back again and re-watching it I expected to not like it, but I absolutely loved it! I would highly suggest this show if you enjoy magical shows.

The plot lines are very weak. The dialogs are abysmal. The voice acting is bad. The art of the toon is deficient. The characters look as if they had really bad plastic ops. Balloon-like cheeks and extreme cat eyes. This for the "looks" of this series. As for content, it is substandard as well. There is no "See Timmy" moment; a moment where a lesson has been learned. All in all if you just want your children be away from you and not be a bother, and you don't care about anything else, this cartoon, is truly mind-numbing enough with color explosions that your child is going to be possibly engrossed in it for a while. I doubt however it will last more than 2 episodes because it is nowhere good enough to be interesting. It is just like an ultra easy and very cheap children's PC game turned into cartoon. No plot,but loud and colorful. Only good for dulling their brains.