The Cloth

I wish I could give this movie a zero. It does not even deserve a one.

The entire movie is a rip off of other possession/exorcism movies. It's evident that whoever wrote and directed this movie did not have one creative bone in their body. It's almost as if the people behind this sat down, watched any exorcism based movie they could find. And just took bits and pieces. It's a Frankenstein of a movie and I really wish this monster hadn't come to life.

The acting is completely awful, I hope the actors (other than Trejo or Roberts) have a day job because acting shouldn't be it. Even the most die hard of Trejo fans would have trouble watching this movie. If you like B movies this isn't for you. This is more a D- movie.

Whoever wrote the dialogue was trying way to hard to be witty. The dialogue felt forced and unnatural. Watching it I wasn't sure if it was meant to be funny or taken seriously. I still really don't, but I hope it isn't the latter.

What is probably the most unbearable part of the movie is knowing that someone invested 4 million on this cliché infested movie. I've eaten alphabet soup that was more original than this film. Where was that money? The graphics were decent, but no where near worth 4 mill. It had to go somewhere, and something tells me it wasn't the movie.

I know this may seem harsh, but I try my best to support indie filmmakers and indie actors. They are some of the best in the business. Indie filmmakers are one of the things keeping the horror industry alive, an industry focusing on what will sell and not what will withstand the test of time. This movie was not a part of that. So to know that this money could of gone to people with actual talent or at least a half baked original idea is a crime.

The only way I would recommend this movie is if you're out of ipecac and need to vomit.

I read with sadness the piece by the director. I have to say this is probably the worst movie I have veer seen other than something by Ed wood, that was so bad it was campy. This does not fall into that category. I actually don't get it.. it is so bad acting, writing, effects etc. that it seems almost intentional. If it is not, then my comment as sad, is what I feel for the writer directer, somebody should take this poor guy aside and tell him, go do something else, movies aren't your thing. How he got Danny to be in this movie amazes me.. he is gaining respect as an actor... I don't know..I also can't believe somebody actually put up money real money to make this.. who are theses people.. I have a bridge to sell in Brooklyn.. god..

It is quit clear the 10's in the ratings are fake. This film is just terrible!! The camera work, sound, the acting.....just terrible. Kyle's acting was just a joke. The only positive for this movie is the picture on the front cover.

I wish no one else to waste their time watching this film. I have seen much much better at a local college or University. If it was not for Netflix these films would never see the light of day and nor should they.

I really tried to find more positives, but there are none. Maybe I could try and get wasted and then watch it again, but I feel I would be "wasting" my time.

The previous reviewer said that he loved this or "just am crazy"... He was right bout his self appraisal........ I only bothered to write this review as like those God bothers that come knocking on our doors.....I'm trying to save you! This is crap on every level.... Cameo virtually from Danny Treo.... Talk about wooden.....The guy playing the main priest shouldn't be allowed in a Ronald McDonald suit to act let alone be given lines to mono tone out! It never got better........Weak story....poor effects...... It was like I really believed the 10 star review from the previous reviewer and really was waiting for it to change but he plain out lied! Even crap would rate this as Crap! Are you getting the picture? Don't torture yourself with this complete wast of electricity..... Talk about a wast of all their resources & MY TIME! The previous reviewer was either bribed, part of the crew or just plain retarded to believe this was even worth writing about. Ten stars.........You got to be **** kidding! We best never listen to him/her AGAIN!

First, they used cheap film stock always slightly out of focus, no one has the top of their head in most of the shots. My grandmother used to take photos like that, no foreheads!!!! The special effects were really quite funny, not intentionally of course. No wonder it went direct to video. Eric Roberts must be on muscle relaxers as his performance is dull and lethargic, and Danny Trejo is basically a cameo. The other actors in the film are uninspiring and really need acting lessons. The film is dark and brooding, but then, so is my cat. About halfway through the film, I noticed that staring at my cat was way more scary. Maybe she is possessed!!!! Maybe I am, while writing this review! I know this film is possessed --- of no good qualities!

Peace out, Jen