Le transporteur

Ridiculous! That was all I was going to write, but apparently one word review is not enough. Once again, Hollywood finds a way to totally ruin a series by worrying more about trying to be SJWs than quality entertainment. The Transporter is one of my favorite movie series. The TV series a few years back was also very good (I recommend that one). I was surprised they canceled it.

Now we have this, shaking my head.

Very low budget and low talent product. This is why you should avoid anything "NOT" made Pre-Covid.

It's nice to see that rule reinforced so strongly here. I would like to say that it is so bad it's good. However, it is so bad that it steals pieces of your soul the more you watch.

Unfortunately, this is what most people would produce if they sat around their apartment getting baked and decided they wanted to make a TV series. Gather their budies (and their iPhones) and their crappy cars and start rolling.

This series would be useful to pick apart in a classroom to see how not to produce content.

So. So, so very bad! I very much looked forward to enjoying this, but started gritting my teeth at the opening title sequence. There isn't any excuse for how terrible this is. Shameful for all involved. Just go back and watch the movies instead.

Imagine if a bunch of high school kids in media studies saw the original Transporter films and then asked their friends and family to act in a school project following along the same idea.

That's what you have here.

I don't care that everyone is Black or POC (to be PC) like a lot of other negative reviews, my negative review comes from what we get as a finished project, which honestly should never have made it past the pilot episode given this was the level of production being shown.

I tried my best to enjoy this but it's just extremely bad.

The acting and just everything combined felt like a pr0n movie without any pr0n in it.

I really do not recommend to watch this.

Maybe when you're extremely high.