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Dick Kelly: Look... I'm sorry, I don't know if I can do this. I haven't done it for a long time.
Lenore: I want you to tear open my bra like it's a social security check
Lenore: Tell me you've fallen and you can't get up.
Dick Kelly: I've fallen and I can't get up.
Lenore: Tell me how things were better under Eisenhower.
Dick Kelly: Things were better under Eisenhower.
Lenore: We like Ike!
Dick Kelly: [yells] We like Ike! We like Ike! We like Ike! We like Ike!
Lenore: Are you cumming or dying?
Dick Kelly: I'm not sure, maybe both!

Lenore: For what it's worth, I still really wanna fuck you.
Dick Kelly: Oh, we're gonna fuck.
Lenore: Yeah, we are.
Dick Kelly: We're gonna thunderfuck.
Lenore: You're gonna tsunami on my face.
Dick Kelly: You're gonna flood like the Nile.
Lenore: Yeah, I guess the drought in my pussy is finally over.
Dick Kelly: The villagers will finally eat.
Lenore: You're gonna die while you're eating me out. I want your last breath to be in my pussy.
Cody: Lenore, you're such a slut!

Jason Kelly: [shows up in a yellow sweater and plaid slacks] Well, how do I look?
Dick Kelly: Like the keynote speaker at a butt-fucking convention.

Dick Kelly: We have a long standing bet - who's the better golfer. Obviously I've got the bigger three wood.
Lenore: Good. Maybe you can use it to hit your balls right into my vagina.
Jason Kelly: Holy shit.

Lenore: I like your pull out couch.
Dick Kelly: Yeah? Well, I got news for ya. That's the only thing that's gonna be pulling out tonight.

Cousin Nick: Fuckin' sucks dick about grandma, huh? Old woman fuckin' murdered like that.
Jason Kelly: I think she had cancer.
Cousin Nick: We'll never know the truth.
Jason Kelly: We absolutely know the truth. Grandma had cancer for ten years.
Cousin Nick: You don't just die from cancer, Jason.

Jason Kelly: Being a corporate lawyer is awesome. I get to handle SCC compliance...
Dick Kelly: No shit.
Jason Kelly: Yeah, yeah.
Dick Kelly: You handle SCC compliance?
Jason Kelly: LP agreements...
Dick Kelly: Oh, man! I didn't know that!
Jason Kelly: LLC agreements...
Dick Kelly: You're shitting me.
Jason Kelly: Being a corporate lawyer, you know, it's got its upsides.
Dick Kelly: You know what I'd rather do?
Jason Kelly: What?
Dick Kelly: I'd rather let Queen Latifah shit in my mouth from a fucking hot air balloon.

Dick Kelly: I'm gonna get some beers. What about you, twinkle toes? You want summa dat drank? Summa dat purple draaank? Summa dat purple ass motherfuckin' pimp dick draaank?
Bradley: Who... the fuck... are you?

Dick Kelly: The greatest gift a grandson can give his grandfather is a hot college girl who wants to have unprotected sex with him before he dies.

Jason Kelly: I don't think you're very popular here, Grandpa.
Dick Kelly: You're the one that's going to have to watch out. You might get Oreo'd.
Jason Kelly: Oreo'd?
Dick Kelly: That's when two black guys fuck a white guy. You're the cream in the middle.

Dick Kelly: You're like some sort of cock blocking terminator sent back from the future to cock block humans.
Jason Kelly: [Sarcastic hand gestures] Ah, got ya.
Dick Kelly: The robots should've sent you instead of Arnold Schwarzenegger, you could've cock blocked John Conners' parents and he never would've been born.
Jason Kelly: *Shut up Grandpa. Shut up*

Dick Kelly: Jason, I want to fuck. For the first time in 40 years, I'm single, and I want to fuck. I want to fuck until my dick falls off. I want to fuck a horse, and I want to drink its blood. I was faithful to your grandmother every day for 40 years, even through the menopause, even through the cancer. She was the love of my life, I'll miss her every goddamn day, but she told me on her death bed, you get back out there again. I haven't had sex in 15 years Jason, and I want to fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck.

Lenore: You're just a dirty, dirty grandpa, and I'm just a girl from Long Island City who likes to fuck old people.

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