Paranormal Whacktivity

I have never reviewed a movie on IMDb before. This inspired me to do so. To be fair, I could not make it past the 20 minute mark, and a review should be by someone who has watched the movie in its entirety, however, I believe if a movie is SO BAD you can't even sit through it, that itself says something.

Kudos to the people who suffered through it, giving it a chance, but my husband and I couldn't find the remote fast enough! We enjoy stupid humor, but there's a difference between intentionally stupid and just plain dumb. B movies can be great if they're done the right way, this wasn't even B movie quality. Z maybe. The attempts at humor (that I saw) could have been written by a 10 year old who finds farts hysterical. Not just funny, fall-on- the-floor annoying funny. The story could have been good if it was written better, and maybe it got better later, but I didn't stick around to find out.

A few people who actually wasted their lives on this trash gave much more in depth reviews. They can explain better why you shouldn't subject yourself to such drivel. Heed their warnings!

If you are like me, or most people, your time is valuable, even leisure time. You only have so much leisure time and it can't be wasted watching pointless drivel.

You might ask: "What do you think parodies are all about? You're not watching a potential Oscar nominee." Yes, I know that. I've watched plenty of enjoyable parodies (although far more un-enjoyable ones) and this happens to be one of the worst. Even watching bad parodies I can stomach 10 to 15 minutes of it. I think I got through two minutes of this waste of celluloid.

Very unfunny, very vulgar... and it's not unfunny because it was vulgar. It was vulgar in an attempt to be funny but it was a miserable failure.

Not even "so bad it's good," it's just terrible. I watched the whole thing in hopes for something and it's just a miserable, boring experience.

It's finally there, a spoof on the paranormal activity franchise. Spoofs as far as I know never worked out fine, well, maybe Scary Movie part 1 (2000) did. This time as the title says that will attract men. And that's what it's all about, making love with a girl and making a home video.

But slowly the house is making noises, and they do find sexy things. From there on, it's all about misunderstandings and talking about sex. Well, there were scene's that made me laugh but others were typical spoof jokes from the worst kind. You know, teenagers will have a big laugh with the stupidity.

Of course you will be rewarded to sit through this around the 40 minute, gratuitous nudity. But after that this flick falls into boredom. By now you have seen it all and the jokes do return and it even got uglier. The fart jokes are coming to you. The avatar part wasn't funny at all. The attic part was rather good. But overall, a waist of time.

Gore 0/5 Nudity 1/5 Effects 0/5 Story 1/5 Comedy 0,5/5

I really wish there was a 0/10 option for garbage like this... This movie didn't make me laugh one time, in fact, it made my head hurt after about 15 minutes.

It looks like a couple 12 year olds shot this movie with a cellphone with the worst possible actors.

I understand these parody movies aren't gonna be great films but is it too much to ask to just be able to sit through it..because I wasn't able to do that with this crap.

Granted I did get to see this crap for free, but it was still a waste of an hour and a half I could of spent doing anything else.

Please save yourself the trouble of sitting through an hour and a half of this garbage and go watch paint dry...I promise you it would be a lot more funny than this movie.