#1 Cheerleader Camp

I have never hated a movie, or rated it below 5 regardless of how bad it was, but this one breaks all the limits.

This is just another pointless teen comedy, it is too predictable and its end is the worst. The events are not ordered coherently and so many parts of the movie are pointless and were just put there to flash a pair of tits. I agree, flash some tits once throughout the movie, that would be fine. But having tits shoved in your face for 1/5 the duration of the movie makes me wonder why am I watching it instead of any regular pornographic movie, even there, the acting would be even better than this movie.

The story line is half baked and the acting was horrible. Usually in movies like this you'll find one thing that attracts you to it, be it a specific inspiring character, or an interesting or funny part of the movie. But this movie lacks any of that, the movie barely made me smile with its cheesy jokes. I really miss that hour and half of my life.

I couldn't give this movie more than zero hearts as it made my heart just stop from disgust and look away. I can't say anything more than just to mention it was a horrible movie. I actually don't know how I managed to see it all through. Can't imagine how desperate the actors were to take part in this nightmare. However I am sure that men would like this one in dark, long and lonely evenings.

I got interested because sometimes I got hooked up by cheer leading movies and as thought here was few good shots mainly it wasn't watch-able and I don't think that someone will watch it for these few great cheer spots.

I can't imagine what the actors were thinking by doing this movie - they were out of money and needed it badly or just was so desperate to be in one. Although it is placed in comedy genre I didn't find any place laugh worth. Maybe producer were trying to show all the stereotypes about cheer camps however this will only just scare everyone away. Sometimes I accept over doing as it shows colours more specific however this is not a great example.

I hope I won't have to watch something with less than 2 heart rating.

#1 Cheerleader Camp (2010)

** 1/2 (out of 4)

The Asylum comes back with a teen sex comedy taking place at, you guessed it, a cheer-leading camp. Michael (Jay Gillespie), who everyone thinks is gay, and Andy (Seth Cassell), a real pervert, are two maintenance men at the camp when a group of girls get double crossed by a rival team. The two guy decide to help them out by hiring strippers to show the girls some real moves to win over the judges. Whenever a film starts off with big breasted, topless cheerleaders jumping on a trampoline then you know the thing can't be too bad. In fact, I'd probably go as far to say that this here is The Asylum's most professional looking film and while it's certainly stupid and silly, there are enough funny moments and trashy nudity to make it worth sitting through if you enjoy these type of teen sex comedies. The story itself is quite predictable as there's nothing going on here that's going to take anyone by surprise. The story follows just about every cliché you'd expect but that's not always a bad thing. The film doesn't try to be any sort of art film and instead it just tries to deliver raunchy jokes and nudity. The majority of the jokes are aimed at Andy who is on a "diet" that requires him to masturbate as many times a day as he can. This of course comes with looking in on girl's taking a shower, which just adds to the nudity level. The nudity is pretty much from the opening scene to the closing one so fans of that type of stuff (who doesn't love beautiful women naked?) should be happy. I thought the performances were better than what you'd normally see in a film like this and both Gillespie and Cassell are good enough together to help carry the film. Charlene Tilton plays herself, which was a little weird but her fans will probably enjoy seeing her. Erica Duke really steals the film with a very charming and cute performance as the good cheerleader. I thought she really did a nice job here and hopefully we'll eventually see her with some better material. #1 CHEERLEADER CAMP isn't going to win any major awards but it wasn't trying to. Fans of nudity and naughty little jokes should at least find it worth viewing once.

While watching #1 Cheerleader Camp, I came to the realization that I recognized all of the dialogue. I knew what was going to happen before anything did. I also noticed that I had been watching a horrible film for an hour. That's when it hit me- this movie is essentially a pornography devoid of any actual penetration. Everything flows the way a porn would, right up to the point where a penis would be shown.

Like one of Pavlov's mutts, when I hear shitty dialogue and see bad camera work, I know that sex is coming. This is the only reason I continued watching. Regardless, I did finish it. It provided a good laugh because I was watching it with a large group of guys.

I was expecting a film much like fired up (which I quite liked) when I watched this but to my disappointment, it was a lot worse.

First off the storyline is not very good and the script made it even worse. While watching this film I felt like there were scenes missing (maybe there are) and that things were moving too fast (unless they where just trying to do random things almost all of the time). At times it also felt quite awkward, which could either be the script or the acting, although the acting wasn't too bad.

I barely laughed while watching this film and feel like I have wasted my time watching it. I wouldn't recommend it unless cheap laughs and random nudity is your thing, then give it a shot.