Bae Wolf

Egregiously bad.

Like the title suggests, this is not a movie by any definition of the word.

It's as if a bunch of adults involved in larping, and get hold of a camera, some cheap costumes and after an evenings heavy drinking decide to make a movie.

Unfortunately, not a single one of them possesses a shred of talent. I cannot remember having seen such a poorly, acted, directed, scripted, lit attempt at film making in my life.

I was aghast about twenty minutes when, 'the monster', dons a rather fetching hat and a feather boa. In 500AD. In Denmark. Where everyone speaks with a distinct American accent.

2 stars instead of one because at least they made an effort.

I would be embarrassed to have my name associated with this poorly acted film. The dialog is poorly scripted. I managed to sit through 8 minutes but even that was a struggle. Don't waste your time.