Finding Jesus 2

Okay, I get it: there are basically bot accounts everywhere trying to save mockbusters. Apparently, I've suffered a disease known as having my braincells rot. I let my curiosity get the better of me and I watched it. Shouldn't have done that.

Once again, the terrible set of characters are back and they once again don't find Jesus. All they do is repeat the first movie, tell Bible stories as usual. I mean, the title says "Finding Jesus" on it, so why can't they find Jesus?!!

The plot is unbearable, the animation is ten times as worse, the CGI is broken, and of course, the visuals, voices and other parts were straight up bland.

Bot accounts are literally begging for a sequel, but here's the proof of how they'll never get one: Another rip-off of finding Nemo won't save your precious little mockbusters and get a threequel. Move on, and stop ruining people's lives by rating bad movies 10/10.

One of the greatest movies of the 21st century. After watching this movie, I suddenly discovered the answer to the meaning of life. Watch it, it's amazing.

Even better than the first one. The next Citizen Kane. I really felt connected with Jesus after watching this. It speaks to our current societal problems by having a shark speak of Jesus because if a shark can love god and speak gods words anyone can and anyone can be good. After I saw this movie I saw God and my Dad came back with the milk.

I used to see Jesus with a cynical eye. My eyes have been opened thanks to this movie. There was laughter, joy, and heartache. Watch NOW to find Jesus.

I am speechless. This was a cinematic masterpiece. In my 29 years of professional film reviewing, those hours and hours of neglecting my duties has a husband and father and searching for the film that touches my heart, my very soul, this is the closest yet. I cried, I laughed, I yelped in joy as our fishy friends found our lord and saviour.

The amount of people this will save from the fiery pits of lucifers house and into the arms of Jesus makes me shed a tear of gratefulness just thinking about it. Watch this movie, show your kids, show your parents, show your grand parents, show the milkman. The heartache, the drama, tied with a bow to make the cinematic classic and hands down, the most heart wrenching film of the 21st century, Finding Jesus. Thank you devs.

THE FOG IS COMING RUN RUN RUN THE FOG IS COMING THE FOG IS COMING.