Junkfood Horrorfest

Stars: Calico Cooper & Walter Ruether This Anthology kicks off with a reference of drugs being swapped for a VHS MOVIE,Really ? Tried to keep the segments separated by titles,But,As you'll read,Why ? 1) Blood Thirsty Butcher-Forgettable and really in poor taste(pun),Ours not theirs.

2) Solution-A Park,B/W filming(why), Invalid with an odd nurse,There appears a sniper that shoots invalid in a wheel chair,Mind You,And then runs off with nurse… 3) Griptape Spank ( Googled this:gripe tape is used on skating boards and the 'Act' of spanking the victim in this segment)-A PLOT,What half way thru the film and this segment has characters developing and coming to conclusions.Skaters want dope and have to turn a S/M trick on a dude to get cash…Spanking his bare behind with their skateboards ( Lie a prinicipals paddle 'Old Skool').Hey Scarlet,Umm Walter -Whats with all the exposed logos on shirts and cigs ? Let us examine some issues,This may have been made in 2007-Self Endulgent-No pay-off in most segments,Lets have a punchline in a freakin' moment.

4) Devil Made Me Do It- Satanic Guy of course wearing a white wife beater gets shot by his abused woman—Then a non-ending he comes back.

So,SFJFHF is about to end and then— 5) Love Is Blind-This has babymaking,s/m,and revenge for misguided love.MADE US WAIT for this,Thanks loads.This is a great little scene or two and completes a journey to viewing an horror pic.

I think people on here are looking at this film being a masterpiece or something. When you watch this anthology, you need to check your mind at the door. It's a cross between a Troma and a Herschel Gordon Lewis film. Did you know that this film was the talk of the town because it had Calico Lewis In her first speaking role and music by Ryan Roxie? Did you know Lionsgate was interested in this film? Of course you didn't. This anthem has several shorts in it. Some of which are a butt spank , which actually happened. A distraught man who commits suicide, a nurse tired of her charge and decides to have him murdered to be free of him. A cannibalism neighbor, a Satan worshiper. And a woman who kills her boyfriend because he's upset she's having his baby. Those are a taste of the warped stories in this collection. You need to watch it to see how each segment plays out. And it's all tied together by your hillbilly host Scarlet Fry.