Spider's Web: A Pig's Tale

I do not understand. how does the snake drive ? its got no arms ? no legs too ? huh.

Reusing the same snake model for thirty different characters is a brilliant way to maximize efficiency, as well as not bothering to rig, light, texture, model, or animate anything properly. I don't know why this movie was ever shown on TV, it's quite possibly the worst thing I have ever seen on television screen. So much so that I felt compelled to write a bad review of it. I don't know if there is any point in criticizing specific elements of this Spider Pig Snake thing as every element of it is horrible. If there is any value in this film it may be in the novelty of its awfulness. I hope that whoever is responsible for this either quits or gets about a thousand times better at making films.

Wow is this awful. Appalling visuals, bad voice overs, and an awful message to kids that is poorly executed.

It involves Walt the pig, who is invited to be an actor in Viperwood. Along the way, he must learn many lessons, like: Don't turn on the TV, or else it will try to kill you. Or: Don't lie about aliens taking your mothers pie.

There are many WTF moments. Like when Walt turns on the TV, and then all the sudden, it comes to life and attempts to eat him! Where did this come from, and what since does it make? None. And apparently, Viperwood is supposed to Hollywood. But they never tell you that!

The voices are awful. Walton, who is supposed to be 11, sounds like a 45-year-old woman. And you can also hear the actors breathing on the microphones. And that German wasp? He never shuts up!

This movie makes Delgo or Doogal look like Toy Story 3 or How To Train Your Dragon. And the overall lesson is: Don't Lie. But this lesson is SO poorly executed and stated, it hurts.

This movie has nothing. Absolutely Nothing!

The story is completely bonkers and makes no sense. So, this gullible idiot of a pig called Walt is a lying little jerk. By the way, no one's likeable, he's a moron, the spiders are annoying and only appear to make Charlotte's web, the snakes suck, the bee is a horrible stereotype and this random swatted appears. The animation is also terrible. The pigs look like flesh monsters, the spiders are circles with sticks, every snake is the same, the duck looks like beans and the horses have no manes/tails. Also, his cast was the same colour as his skin when he's in hospital.

Don't watch. If you do, welcome to Satan.

I just saw this movie on YouTube months ago and it was heller terrible! All I can say is "Dafuq is this?!" This movie is so unspeakably awful, I couldn't last 3 minutes through this boring movie. And I can't even come up with 10 lines to describe this atrocious disgrace because I only watched 2 and a half minutes of it. It's so boring, you'd fall asleep after the first 3 minutes of it. It's so stupid, the creators are literally 8 years old for how awful the animation of this stupid, stupid movie is. I guarantee you, if this gains any more 1/10s, this will be rated 1/10 like Biebermania! because this fell, yeah, it actually fell from 1.7/10 to 1.2/10. It'd make sense if its accurate rating of 1.2 were outta 20, not 10.

NOTE: Dafuq is an actual word, look it up.