Spider's Web: A Pig's Tale

Reusing the same snake model for thirty different characters is a brilliant way to maximize efficiency, as well as not bothering to rig, light, texture, model, or animate anything properly. I don't know why this movie was ever shown on TV, it's quite possibly the worst thing I have ever seen on television screen. So much so that I felt compelled to write a bad review of it. I don't know if there is any point in criticizing specific elements of this Spider Pig Snake thing as every element of it is horrible. If there is any value in this film it may be in the novelty of its awfulness. I hope that whoever is responsible for this either quits or gets about a thousand times better at making films.

This movie is the worst animated movie. Cars 2 is decent, Minions has a point to explain their origin, Foodfight has some quality, like some good voice actors, and its somewhat good if you're drunk. But this movie is like if you had been Jason Todd and then slowly had your head pounded in with a spiky hammer and can never die. The mixed messages, the dumb characters, the single digit IQ of the characters, the stupid things that happen. The animation is like if Foodfight was mentally ill. This company shouldn't exist. Even the Little Panda Fighter has something, its incompetent and you'll most likely have a chuckle when you're drunk. This has nothing, except the have shadows. But that's nothing when even the Foodfight is more colorful and crazy. If you want to see this, then watch it on Youtube. But I recommend against it, even if you are suicidal.

This is one of the worst animated movies I have ever had the displeasure of viewing. The animation looks awful, the voice acting is horrendous, and the plot is just some Saturday morning PSA extended into a fifty minute movie. The moral this movie is obviously trying to teach children is to not lie, but the way it's executed is just so poorly done children won't even know what it is they're supposed to be learning from it. If you see this movie at your local film store and consider renting it, you'll be better off driving to a river, finding some tadpoles and sitting there watching them grow without ever taking your eyes off them. It's about as entertaining as watching this pointless drivel, and it'll save you a few bucks while you're at it.

Omg where do I begin.First of all the animation looks like it was done by a high school student on drugs.Nothing in this film looks finished and everything just looks clunky and awkward.Oh and the characters.Every single character in this movie is completely unlikable especially Walt who by the way is supposed to be cute.He's disrespectful,selfish,stupid,a horrible liar,lazy and we're supposed to find him adorable but really we just wanna punch him in his poorly rendered face.All the other characters suck too.His mom for example just lets Walt leave his home possibly forever without even thinking about it.Worst.Parent.Ever and the spiders are meant to be like his moral teachers but they treat everyone around them horribly even Walt.Also there's so many weird things in this movie you'll wonder if the people who made this were on drugs.For example when Walt and his unlikable friends decide to spend the night in a motel room owned by aliens the mother alien tells them not to turn on the T.V,the snake turns it on anyway and it turns into a monster and tries to eat them.Yeah you just read that right.Also the plot is stupid too.A snake takes Walt to Viperwood and tries to make him a star.After it's been clearly shown that the snake is a bad person Walt decides to stick with him anyway because he's so desperate for fame.This is meant to be our protagonist people.By the end of the film we found out the only reason he wanted Walt was because he wanted to slaughter him and make sausages out of him.Why didn't he just bring him to the slaughter house in the first place then?This movie tries to teach kids not to lie but the moral is executed so badly it will just confuse them.Overall that's all I think I need to say about this miserable piece of filth but I don't want to keep you reading too long.This really is the worst animated film I have ever seen,hands down no comparison, and I beg you not to watch it because I really don't want you to waste your time

Wow is this awful. Appalling visuals, bad voice overs, and an awful message to kids that is poorly executed.

It involves Walt the pig, who is invited to be an actor in Viperwood. Along the way, he must learn many lessons, like: Don't turn on the TV, or else it will try to kill you. Or: Don't lie about aliens taking your mothers pie.

There are many WTF moments. Like when Walt turns on the TV, and then all the sudden, it comes to life and attempts to eat him! Where did this come from, and what since does it make? None. And apparently, Viperwood is supposed to Hollywood. But they never tell you that!

The voices are awful. Walton, who is supposed to be 11, sounds like a 45-year-old woman. And you can also hear the actors breathing on the microphones. And that German wasp? He never shuts up!

This movie makes Delgo or Doogal look like Toy Story 3 or How To Train Your Dragon. And the overall lesson is: Don't Lie. But this lesson is SO poorly executed and stated, it hurts.